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Fact: Guys from Wyoming Have Tiny Dicks
These are facts compiled from Condomania.com, which apparently doubles as a scientific organization based on sales. Click here to see the findings from their database. Here of course are the Top 50 with dudes
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How Could You Forget Reindeer Games?
This is the title of the movie quoted in the movie — a phenomena that we dubbed the “Reindeer Games” moment after Ben Affleck’s masterpiece performance in that classic film. We also forgot to
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Slave Leia Pillow Fight
When I woke up this morning, I thought this R2D2 ski helmet would be the raddest Star Wars themed item of the day. Oh, was I ever wrong. via Flickr (I would say NSFW,
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26 Best Tweets from the #McDStories Fall Out
McDonald’s gets together with Twitter to promote the hashtag #McDStories, where some marketing dude assumed folks would tell heartwarming stories about America’s favorite restaurant. It didn’t work out. Note to corporations: Please don’t ever
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Lobster Claw Naked Girl Homemade Craft Time
It would be less embarrassing to admit I was surfing for shellfish porn rather than the truth — I found this photo on Etsy, which is apparently a website that sells bizarre homemade art occasionally modeled by naked women. That necklace costs
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FDR: American Badass
This might be one of the most important movies of our time. Please take some time right now and watch the trailer for this touching and compelling historical documentary, if only to answer one
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Best. Google Voicemail Transcript. Evar.
I just picked up my phone and saw that I had a voicemail from a number I didn’t recognize. I use Google Voice to capture my VMs and one of their features is voicemail
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Chick Punches Dude in Stomach: The Comments
Drunkist December 7, 2011 0C’mon Patience, fucking punch him! This is probably the lamest video of girls in bikinis I’ve ever seen, but once again YouTube’s commenters saved its bacon with their suave Internet sensibilities. Here are the
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