I hate to agree with people on the Infernets, but this is one time…yeah, this is how it all should’ve gone down. I think you’ll agree it would have saved a lot of people a lot of headaches. I mean he’s Sam friggin’ Jackson, for midichlorian’s sake. He has a wallet that says Bad Motherfucker, and he can’t take down a wrinkly old shriv in a bathrobe? I don’t buy it. (Thanks for the link, Tom)
Tags: mace windu, palpatine, star wars
Y’know that movie Hot Tub Time Machine, where the main characters get into a hot tub that whisks them into the past for fun times and shenanigans and hilariousness? This dance party at Scandals, circa 1991, is what would happen if that time machine was in a toilet.
Tags: dance party, music, scandals
There are some days I wish I had a talent. On those days, I think it would be amazing to have the ability to envision and create something that causes wonder and inspires others. Then I go back to drinking, and just search YouTube for people who have talent, and piggyback on that.
I give you “the dude who can draw a friggin amazing Gundam using Excel’s Autoshape.” Yes, it’s a very specific talent, but damn cool nonetheless. (Thanks for the link, Sean)
In the words of my friend Tom…that rooster is legion. This embed is sort of the suck, so head to the original link. (Thanks, Tom)
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Tags: nickelback, sucks
Karl Rove wants you to think of him as an American Hero. That’s why he’s putting out a book entitled “Courage and Consequence” – he wants you to think he’s more courageous and consequential than he actually is. Sadly, like most people whose opinion of themself is higher than it should be, Karl Rove is actually a douchenozzle – or as the creators of Project Courage and Consequence call him, a “turdblossom.”
The mission of the Project is simple – release an album of anti-Rove music, and release it before his book comes out. They’re basically trying to saturate search results and “ruin Karl Rove’s special day.” We can’t think of anything more noble than that. So donate some money, get the record (and digital download) and just generally feel good about yourself. [Kickstarter via Blogspot; thanks for the link, Church]
PS – In other news, I’m only familiar with one of the bands on the comp – The Heavenly States – but I really dig them. Probably because the lead singer introduced me to Tenacious D before they became a one-note joke, and used to let me sleep on his couch. Even if I didn’t hate Rove, I’d cough up the cash just to support them.
For our younger readers:
- A “VCR” was a magical device, similar to your “Blu-Ray” that allowed grainy pictures to display on your television. If you were lucky, your VCR had “Tracking +4″ so the picture never got squiggly and weird.
- Never let anyone show you his “Manscorpion.” Seriously. And if someone does, tell an adult you trust right away.
- This game, Dragonstrike, was never cool. Ever. In fact, even D&D players would have tried to beat you up for playing. Think about that.
- Come to think of it, no game that involved the use of a VCR was ever cool. Period.
- Black turtlenecks have always been cool, especially if you wear them in front of a black screen.
[via Everything is Terrible]
