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Fact: Guys from Wyoming Have Tiny Dicks

Fact: Guys from Wyoming Have Tiny Dicks

DrunkistIII February 10, 2012 0

These are facts compiled from Condomania.com, which apparently doubles as a scientific organization based on sales. Click here to see the findings from their database. Here of course are the Top 50 with dudes

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So My Dad Likes to Photoshop Himself Into Movies…

So My Dad Likes to Photoshop Himself Into Movies…

DrunkistIII February 10, 2012 0

via Reddit

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How Could You Forget Reindeer Games?

How Could You Forget Reindeer Games?

DrunkistIII February 10, 2012 0

This is the title of the movie quoted in the movie — a phenomena that we dubbed the “Reindeer Games” moment after Ben Affleck’s masterpiece performance in that classic film. We also forgot to

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Slave Leia Pillow Fight

Slave Leia Pillow Fight

DrunkistIII February 1, 2012 0

When I woke up this morning, I thought this R2D2 ski helmet would be the raddest Star Wars themed item of the day. Oh, was I ever wrong. via Flickr (I would say NSFW,

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26 Best Tweets from the #McDStories Fall Out

26 Best Tweets from the #McDStories Fall Out

DrunkistIII January 26, 2012 1

McDonald’s gets together with Twitter to promote the hashtag #McDStories, where some marketing dude assumed folks would tell heartwarming stories about America’s favorite restaurant. It didn’t work out. Note to corporations: Please don’t ever

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Lobster Claw Naked Girl Homemade Craft Time

Lobster Claw Naked Girl Homemade Craft Time

DrunkistIII January 23, 2012 0

It would be less embarrassing to admit I was surfing for shellfish porn rather than the truth — I found this photo on Etsy, which is apparently a website that sells bizarre homemade art occasionally modeled by naked women. That necklace costs

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FDR: American Badass

FDR: American Badass

Drunkist January 21, 2012 0

This might be one of the most important movies of our time. Please take some time right now and watch the trailer for this touching and compelling historical documentary, if only to answer one

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Epic Xmas GIF is Epic

Epic Xmas GIF is Epic

Drunkist December 16, 2011 0

Thanks be to Upchurch

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Chick Punches Dude in Stomach: The Comments

Chick Punches Dude in Stomach: The Comments

Drunkist December 7, 2011 0

C’mon Patience, fucking punch him! This is probably the lamest video of girls in bikinis I’ve ever seen, but once again YouTube’s commenters saved its bacon with their suave Internet sensibilities. Here are the

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Best. Google Voicemail Transcript. Evar.

Best. Google Voicemail Transcript. Evar.

Drunkist October 18, 2011 0

I just picked up my phone and saw that I had a voicemail from a number I didn’t recognize. I use Google Voice to capture my VMs and one of their features is voicemail

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