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26 Best Tweets from the #McDStories Fall Out

26 Best Tweets from the #McDStories Fall Out

DrunkistIII January 26, 2012 1

McDonald’s gets together with Twitter to promote the hashtag #McDStories, where some marketing dude assumed folks would tell heartwarming stories about America’s favorite restaurant. It didn’t work out. Note to corporations: Please don’t ever

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Lobster Claw Naked Girl Homemade Craft Time

Lobster Claw Naked Girl Homemade Craft Time

DrunkistIII January 23, 2012 0

It would be less embarrassing to admit I was surfing for shellfish porn rather than the truth — I found this photo on Etsy, which is apparently a website that sells bizarre homemade art occasionally modeled by naked women. That necklace costs

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FDR: American Badass

FDR: American Badass

Drunkist January 21, 2012 0

This might be one of the most important movies of our time. Please take some time right now and watch the trailer for this touching and compelling historical documentary, if only to answer one

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Epic Xmas GIF is Epic

Epic Xmas GIF is Epic

Drunkist December 16, 2011 0

Thanks be to Upchurch

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Chick Punches Dude in Stomach: The Comments

Chick Punches Dude in Stomach: The Comments

Drunkist December 7, 2011 0

C’mon Patience, fucking punch him! This is probably the lamest video of girls in bikinis I’ve ever seen, but once again YouTube’s commenters saved its bacon with their suave Internet sensibilities. Here are the

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Best. Google Voicemail Transcript. Evar.

Best. Google Voicemail Transcript. Evar.

Drunkist October 18, 2011 0

I just picked up my phone and saw that I had a voicemail from a number I didn’t recognize. I use Google Voice to capture my VMs and one of their features is voicemail

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George Lucas Strikes Back

George Lucas Strikes Back

Drunkist September 15, 2011 0

George Lucas + Oldboy = Everything suddenly makes sense. George Lucas Strikes Back {HD Trailer} – YouTube

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Dr. Who Gets Racy

Dr. Who Gets Racy

Drunkist September 1, 2011 0

Nerd that I am, I’m not a huge Dr. Who guy. I remember watching it when I was a kid some, but it’s never caught on with me – maybe it’s his pacifism, or

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Saruman Gets Trololololled‬‏

Saruman Gets Trololololled‬‏

Drunkist July 12, 2011 0

I trolololo-love this video. Suck it Saruman

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Richard Cheese vs Your Neck and Back

Richard Cheese vs Your Neck and Back

Drunkist July 8, 2011 0

Richard Cheese and his loungey covers of popular music has been a favorite of mine for a long time. In fact, his Christmas album (featuring “Like a Virgin” and “Holiday in Cambodia”) is a

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