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GOP Butt Plugs
Hey Internet, remember that time you jokingly said you wished someone would use data visualization of Republican candidate approval ratings, convert them to 3D, and make butt plugs out of them? Well careful what
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This Lollipop Tastes Like Hot Cock
No, not THAT kind of…what kind of site do you think this is? I’m talking about a Sriracha-flavored sucker. You know Sriracha – the hot sauce with a giant rooster for a logo? Anyway
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Gwen Stefani’s Shit
Happy Easter everybody! (And thanks for the link, you beautiful British bastards at b3ta). PS don’t let the post title fool you – this video has nothing to do with Easter
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Knittaz 4 Lyfe
I was feeling a little punchy yesterday and I was on Facebook, never a good combo. I decided to throw up a quote from Sunday’s episode of Bob’s Burgers, one of the funniest (if
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Bach Dat Ass Up
OK, so I know the song this woman is performing with her ass cheeks is actually Beethoven, not Bach, but when have you ever asked anyone to “Beethoven Dat Ass Up?” OK once, but
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Introducing the Baby Bullet
This commercial for The Baby Bullet is validation for me why I love dipping a toe into the Strange Part of the Internet every once in a while. I hope I’m half as cool
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Foxy Shazam is My New Favorite Band
I’ve been on the market for a band that tries to out-queen Queen, and maybe even takes a swing at out-darknessing The Darkness. OK, maybe I haven’t, but now I am and that band
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Pickle Surprise!
Take the English Muffin…add some sandwich spread…get some transvestites and a genie in a phallic pickle hat to giggle over it…then add the ham! That’s how you make the most terrifying sandwich this side
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Cigarette Reviews From a Fifteen Year Old
Ordinarily, we’re against teenagers smoking. But this kid is from Canada, so he doesn’t count. His rambling reviews are insanely terrible and yet perfect all at the same time. And his name is Brodie.
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