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Darth Bender

Posted: August 24th, 2010 | Author: DrunkistIII | Filed under: Videos | Tags: , , | No Comments »


Brought to You by Jack Denny and Comcrash

Posted: August 24th, 2010 | Author: DrunkistIII | Filed under: Videos | No Comments »

MFNW Musicfest NW 2010 from Aaron James on Vimeo.

via Music Festival Junkies


Episode 8: Aphrodite-A is Captured

Posted: August 20th, 2010 | Author: DrunkistIII | Filed under: Pictures | No Comments »

Quiz: Whats more awesome?
1. A Tranzor Z fan page
2. Anything made in Angelfire
3. Tranzor Z commentary

HUMEROUS MOMENTS ON TRANZOR Z

Well, there were a lot of strange thing`s that happened in the show over its time. Things that aren’t necesarily wrong or bad, but just different. For example, Tranzor Z was the first show ever to show different ways to approach things. Take Voltron for example. Whenever the lions went to form Voltron, they showed the exact same launch sequnce to form Voltron, and to get to the lions, in every episode. They was never any change. You saw the same 2 minutes of the episode every time. Now, Tranzor Z on the other hand, took things to a new level. There were many ways in which Tommy got to the hovercraft and got to Tranzor Z. Sometimes it was from his house or the Institiute. Maybe he left in it from his school. Maybe it was already linked in Tranzor Z’s head. Every episode was different.



via The Tranzor Z Headquarter


Back to You Asshole

Posted: August 20th, 2010 | Author: DrunkistIII | Filed under: Videos | No Comments »


Fuck Me, Ray Bradbury

Posted: August 18th, 2010 | Author: Drunkist | Filed under: Videos | Tags: , , , | 2 Comments »

The title of this video says it all, really. Houston, we have a Throblem.

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“Shred of the Month”

Posted: June 16th, 2010 | Author: DrunkistIII | Filed under: Videos | No Comments »

You would think that a company devoted to industrial sized shredders would be boring. You would think this right up until the point you discover the “Shred of the Month”. SSI Shredding Systems has destroyed everything from lawnmowers to a VW Bug. Here’s an old classic from September 2007:

[via SSI Shred of the Month]


National Cheer Up Keanu Reeves Day

Posted: June 15th, 2010 | Author: DrunkistIII | Filed under: Pictures | 1 Comment »

It’s June 15th and we’re all wondering: Why are you so sad Keanu?

It all started with one heart-achingly pathetic photo of Keanu Reeves eating alone on a park bench. The Intermob got their Photoshops on it and launched a billion different versions. Now some asshole has declared a National Cheer Up Keanu Reeves Day. Welcome to minute 16 Sad Keanu Reeves meme!

Even more insane: USA Today and Time Magazine consider this “news”.


Ninja Attack?

Posted: April 30th, 2010 | Author: DrunkistIII | Filed under: Pictures | No Comments »

Most cities have crime, but only Milwaukee has machete wielding ninjas.
[via Fox 6 News]


Dwight David Honeycutt for Conway School Board

Posted: April 28th, 2010 | Author: Drunkist | Filed under: Videos | Tags: , , | No Comments »

I’m a little behind the 8 ball on this one since it came out last year, but I thought i should post it because it’s the GREATEST VIDEO IN THE HISTORY OF THE INTERNET. I know I have said this before. I was wrong. Dwight David Honeycutt is why the Internet was invented. [via FoD; thanks for the link Bitta]

Dwight David Honeycutt for Conway School Board – watch more funny videos

Beauty and the Beast gets Twilighted

Posted: April 27th, 2010 | Author: Drunkist | Filed under: Videos | Tags: , , , | No Comments »

Or is that Twilit? Either way, apparently every mythological story evar is going to get run through the tween it up machine, and the new Beauty and the Beast looks lamer than than Stephenie Meyer with polio. The “beast” has a shaved head, crappy tattoos, and some pewter on his face – that describes half the dudes at my local coffee shop. Plus, an Olsen twin! Or maybe both! Also – repent, NPH…repent. [via I Watch Stuff]

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