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Slave Leia Pillow Fight
When I woke up this morning, I thought this R2D2 ski helmet would be the raddest Star Wars themed item of the day. Oh, was I ever wrong. via Flickr (I would say NSFW,
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26 Best Tweets from the #McDStories Fall Out
McDonald’s gets together with Twitter to promote the hashtag #McDStories, where some marketing dude assumed folks would tell heartwarming stories about America’s favorite restaurant. It didn’t work out. Note to corporations: Please don’t ever
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Lobster Claw Naked Girl Homemade Craft Time
It would be less embarrassing to admit I was surfing for shellfish porn rather than the truth — I found this photo on Etsy, which is apparently a website that sells bizarre homemade art occasionally modeled by naked women. That necklace costs
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From Sith Lord to Howie Mandel’s Bitch: The Fall of Vader
What the hell!? There was a Stars Wars themed Deal or No Deal and I didn’t hear about it? With Princess Leia slave bikini girls? Internet Gods! Why hast thou forsaken me? This is
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Jesus The Stalker
Jesus is “With You Always”. Even if you’re trying to concentrate on the task at hand, there’s the Son of God, just grinning and touching you and getting in the way
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Best Kid Punishment Ever
This is from an eBay auction last week where two brothers were forced to sell their toys after trashing mom’s fancy bathtub. The bids got up to $500,000 before it got yanked. It looks
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I DO ANYTHING — Best Cragislist Resume Ever
So this awesome resume was posted to the Atlanta’s Craigslist the other day and was immediately flagged. But guess what? It’s the Internet where everything you ever do lives on forever. We here at
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Wicker Man — The Comedy
Because you can never have too much of Nic Cage in a bear suit punching out a woman
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