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Karl Rove wants you to think of him as an American Hero. That’s why he’s putting out a book entitled “Courage and Consequence” – he wants you to think he’s more courageous and consequential than he actually is. Sadly, like most people whose opinion of themself is higher than it should be, Karl Rove is actually a douchenozzle – or as the creators of Project Courage and Consequence call him, a “turdblossom.”
The mission of the Project is simple – release an album of anti-Rove music, and release it before his book comes out. They’re basically trying to saturate search results and “ruin Karl Rove’s special day.” We can’t think of anything more noble than that. So donate some money, get the record (and digital download) and just generally feel good about yourself. [Kickstarter via Blogspot; thanks for the link, Church]
PS – In other news, I’m only familiar with one of the bands on the comp – The Heavenly States – but I really dig them. Probably because the lead singer introduced me to Tenacious D before they became a one-note joke, and used to let me sleep on his couch. Even if I didn’t hate Rove, I’d cough up the cash just to support them.
It’s funny, because… Oh, wait, that’s right. It’s not funny at all.
I have no words
Your guess is as good as mine, but if it’s better, you could win an iPod touch. So guess away at WhenWillAmyWinehouseDie.com. It’s kind of like AbeVigoda.com without the positivity.
With my luck she'll pull a Keith Richards and I'll never get an iTouch
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I’ve decided to start chronicling some of my favorite IM chats. I got the idea from The Best of Sarah, who posted a conversation I was part of, in which i tried threated to make tea out of Morena Baccarin’s underpants. The restraining order is pending. I figure we’ll start slow with a conversation I may or may not have been part of. The names have been changed to protect the innocent.
Thing 1: Finally got to play ODST. Pretty badass.
Thing 2: watch the back story?
Thing 1: ha, right. i just start mashing buttons as soon as a movie comes on screen
Thing 2: I like the story. but that’s me
Thing 1: gets in the way of what i bought the game for – which is invariably shooting shit
Thing 2: i bet you fast forward the mood setting stuff in porn too
Thing 1: they talk in porn?
Thing 2: funny. yes, and not just degrading stuff
Thing 1: if i’m watching porn, i’m pretty much in the mood. no “your pizza is here” necessary.
Thing 2: OK, kinda the same way, with porn anyway. but video games are different.
Thing 1: you’re saying you need video game cinematics to fluff you so you can play?
<Thing 2 has signed off>
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