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26 Best Tweets from the #McDStories Fall Out
McDonald’s gets together with Twitter to promote the hashtag #McDStories, where some marketing dude assumed folks would tell heartwarming stories about America’s favorite restaurant. It didn’t work out. Note to corporations: Please don’t ever
Read More »Best. Google Voicemail Transcript. Evar.
I just picked up my phone and saw that I had a voicemail from a number I didn’t recognize. I use Google Voice to capture my VMs and one of their features is voicemail
Read More »Where’s Randy Savage?
“I’ve been in the danger zone — yeah! — I’ve been in the danger zone east of the Pacific Ocean, west of London England, south of Mars, and north of Hell! Yeah!” We salute
Read More »Cleaned Up a Bunch of Old Links
I just took down a bunch of shitty old links that were broken and not working anymore. That means if you hit any of our early stories there’s probly broken images, links, whatever. If
Read More »I DO ANYTHING — Best Cragislist Resume Ever
So this awesome resume was posted to the Atlanta’s Craigslist the other day and was immediately flagged. But guess what? It’s the Internet where everything you ever do lives on forever. We here at
Read More »The Geek Wears No Pants
You probably won’t believe me when I tell you the reason I’m thinking about Asia Carrera right now is because I read about her on Wired (do not ask me about the Google search
Read More »Twutter Roundup: 2010-04-04
Me in penguin form: RT @crotchbat: The Socially Awkward Penguin: http://bit.ly/aTS0LT # @funnyordie I say nay…(figuratively) pooing on your time card is part of the American Dream right up there with 2 car garage
Read More »Twutter Roundup: 2010-03-28
Winnie the Pooh faces a spot of alien bother – http://bit.ly/bNQbcw # Powered by Twitter Tools
Read More »Project Courage And Consequence
Karl Rove wants you to think of him as an American Hero. That’s why he’s putting out a book entitled “Courage and Consequence” – he wants you to think he’s more courageous and consequential
Read More »Forwards From My Dad: Bilingual
It’s funny, because… Oh, wait, that’s right. It’s not funny at all
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