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26 Best Tweets from the #McDStories Fall Out

26 Best Tweets from the #McDStories Fall Out

DrunkistIII January 26, 2012 1

McDonald’s gets together with Twitter to promote the hashtag #McDStories, where some marketing dude assumed folks would tell heartwarming stories about America’s favorite restaurant. It didn’t work out. Note to corporations: Please don’t ever

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Best. Google Voicemail Transcript. Evar.

Best. Google Voicemail Transcript. Evar.

Drunkist October 18, 2011 0

I just picked up my phone and saw that I had a voicemail from a number I didn’t recognize. I use Google Voice to capture my VMs and one of their features is voicemail

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Where’s Randy Savage?

Where’s Randy Savage?

Drunkist February 28, 2011 0

“I’ve been in the danger zone — yeah! — I’ve been in the danger zone east of the Pacific Ocean, west of London England, south of Mars, and north of Hell! Yeah!” We salute

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Cleaned Up a Bunch of Old Links

Cleaned Up a Bunch of Old Links

Drunkist February 9, 2011 0

I just took down a bunch of shitty old links that were broken and not working anymore. That means if you hit any of our early stories there’s probly broken images, links, whatever. If

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I DO ANYTHING — Best Cragislist Resume Ever

I DO ANYTHING — Best Cragislist Resume Ever

DrunkistIII February 9, 2011 0

So this awesome resume was posted to the Atlanta’s Craigslist the other day and was immediately flagged. But guess what? It’s the Internet where everything you ever do lives on forever. We here at

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The Geek Wears No Pants

The Geek Wears No Pants

Drunkist December 15, 2010 0

You probably won’t believe me when I tell you the reason I’m thinking about Asia Carrera right now is because I read about her on Wired (do not ask me about the Google search

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Twutter Roundup: 2010-04-04

Twutter Roundup: 2010-04-04

Drunkist April 4, 2010 0

Me in penguin form: RT @crotchbat: The Socially Awkward Penguin: http://bit.ly/aTS0LT # @funnyordie I say nay…(figuratively) pooing on your time card is part of the American Dream right up there with 2 car garage

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Twutter Roundup: 2010-03-28

Twutter Roundup: 2010-03-28

Drunkist March 28, 2010 0

Winnie the Pooh faces a spot of alien bother – http://bit.ly/bNQbcw # Powered by Twitter Tools

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Project Courage And Consequence

Project Courage And Consequence

Drunkist February 1, 2010 0

Karl Rove wants you to think of him as an American Hero. That’s why he’s putting out a book entitled “Courage and Consequence” – he wants you to think he’s more courageous and consequential

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Forwards From My Dad: Bilingual

Forwards From My Dad: Bilingual

Drunkist October 26, 2009 0

It’s funny, because… Oh, wait, that’s right. It’s not funny at all

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