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Twutter Roundup: 2010-04-04

Drunkist — Mon, 05 Apr 2010 03:08:00 +0000

Me in penguin form: RT @crotchbat: The Socially Awkward Penguin: http://bit.ly/aTS0LT #
@funnyordie I say nay…(figuratively) pooing on your time card is part of the American Dream right up there with 2 car garage and 1.9 kids in reply to funnyordie #

Twutter Roundup: 2010-03-28

Drunkist — Mon, 29 Mar 2010 03:08:00 +0000

Winnie the Pooh faces a spot of alien bother – http://bit.ly/bNQbcw #

Project Courage And Consequence

Drunkist — Mon, 01 Feb 2010 18:47:20 +0000

Karl Rove wants you to think of him as an American Hero. That’s why he’s putting out a book entitled “Courage and Consequence” – he wants you to think he’s more courageous and consequential than he actually is. Sadly, like most people whose opinion of themself is higher than it should be, Karl Rove is actually a douchenozzle – or as the creators of Project Courage and Consequence call him, a “turdblossom.”

The mission of the Project is simple – release an album of anti-Rove music, and release it before his book comes out. They’re basically trying to saturate search results and “ruin Karl Rove’s special day.” We can’t think of anything more noble than that. So donate some money, get the record (and digital download) and just generally feel good about yourself. [Kickstarter via Blogspot; thanks for the link, Church]

PS – In other news, I’m only familiar with one of the bands on the comp – The Heavenly States – but I really dig them. Probably because the lead singer introduced me to Tenacious D before they became a one-note joke, and used to let me sleep on his couch. Even if I didn’t hate Rove, I’d cough up the cash just to support them.

Army of Darkness: Ash Saves Obama

Forwards From My Dad: Bilingual

Drunkist — Mon, 26 Oct 2009 15:47:57 +0000

It’s funny, because… Oh, wait, that’s right. It’s not funny at all.

I have no words

When Will Amy Winehouse Die?

Drunkist — Thu, 22 Oct 2009 22:30:08 +0000

Your guess is as good as mine, but if it’s better, you could win an iPod touch. So guess away at WhenWillAmyWinehouseDie.com. It’s kind of like AbeVigoda.com without the positivity.

With my luck she'll pull a Keith Richards and I'll never get an iTouch

Twatter Roundup: 2009-10-11

Twitter Roundup: 2009-10-18

Drunkist — Mon, 19 Oct 2009 02:08:00 +0000

Listening to this sweet radio-friendly song. http://FunnyOrDie.com/m/2wax #
RT @TheLiquorSnob Fix a Dented Beer Pong Ball http://lifehacker.com/5375524 #games #repair #
RT @digg_2000 "12 of the Hottest Geek Girls [PICS]" – http://digg.com/d216zFo?t1 – Geeky girls FTW #

Twatter Roundup: 2009-10-11

Drunkist — Mon, 12 Oct 2009 02:08:00 +0000

RT @wired: How to Throw a Proper Beer Pong Shot, according to @bombed. http://bit.ly/LDCM9 #
Pull your Fucking Pants up – Explained: http://su.pr/ Nice little behind-the-scenes explanation of why the dude's pants are so low. #
RT @mashable SNL Skit Mocking Obama’s Accomplishments Is Season’s First Viral Hit [Video] – http://bit.ly/169i0R #
Beck Tries to Kill Parody Website…just like he raped and killed that young girl in 1990? @scienceblogs http://bit.ly/1u6xys via @AddToAny #

Chatlog: Setting the mood

Drunkist — Wed, 07 Oct 2009 16:33:53 +0000

I’ve decided to start chronicling some of my favorite IM chats. I got the idea from The Best of Sarah, who posted a conversation I was part of, in which i tried threated to make tea out of Morena Baccarin’s underpants. The restraining order is pending. I figure we’ll start slow with a conversation I may or may not have been part of. The names have been changed to protect the innocent.

Thing 1: Finally got to play ODST. Pretty badass.

Thing 2: watch the back story?

Thing 1: ha, right. i just start mashing buttons as soon as a movie comes on screen

Thing 2: I like the story. but that’s me

Thing 1: gets in the way of what i bought the game for – which is invariably shooting shit

Thing 2: i bet you fast forward the mood setting stuff in porn too

Thing 1: they talk in porn?

Thing 2: funny. yes, and not just degrading stuff

Thing 1: if i’m watching pr0n, i’m in the mood. no “you’re pizza is here” necessary.

Thing 2: kinda the same way, with porn anyway. video games are different.

Thing 1: is that because you store your controller in your vagina?

Thing 1: Finally got to play ODST. Pretty badass.

Thing 2: watch the back story?

Thing 1: ha, right. i just start mashing buttons as soon as a movie comes on screen

Thing 2: I like the story. but that’s me

Thing 1: gets in the way of what i bought the game for – which is invariably shooting shit

Thing 2: i bet you fast forward the mood setting stuff in porn too

Thing 1: they talk in porn?

Thing 2: funny. yes, and not just degrading stuff

Thing 1: if i’m watching porn, i’m pretty much in the mood. no “your pizza is here” necessary.

Thing 2: OK, kinda the same way, with porn anyway. but video games are different.

Thing 1: you’re saying you need video game cinematics to fluff you so you can play?

<Thing 2 has signed off>

Blorg Roundup: 2009-10-04

Drunkist — Sun, 04 Oct 2009 23:08:00 +0000

Let a Bitch Work: The Ann Coulter Story http://bit.ly/3w1gcA #
Add @drunkist to the list of 100 Twitter Accts every guy should follow and yr onto something http://retwt.me/pz9W #
Man, They Just Don't Make Tech Demos Like They Used To http://gizmodo.com/5370594 #retromodo #explodingmuleexperiment #
Just coined a new word for this…tragi-larious. http://img14.imageshack.us/img14/1985/wishn.jpg #
Thank you for calling "Thank You For Calling, How May I Help You." How may I help you? – that shit cracks me up every time, Mr. Tosh. #
Why? Cuz screw you, bee. | It Was Here. I Swear.. (Pic): http://digg.com/d315vvc?t #
Official site for the movie of Cormac McCarthy's The Road: http://www.theroad-movie.com/ – think I saw Coolio toward the end of the trailer #
Howcome no one told me Corey Fucking Haim, with a mullet no less, is in Crank: High Voltage? I'd have watched it months ago! #

Blorg Roundup: 2009-09-27

Drunkist — Sun, 27 Sep 2009 23:08:00 +0000

Is this thing on? #
RT @funnyordie: Matthew McConaughey can't stand up by himself: http://bit.ly/15JwKG #