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Because sometimes, even traditional Mennonites need some relief.

Amish Erotica [via URLesque]

Weekly Blorg Roundup: 2009-09-20

• Currently reading http://bit.ly/PwhJS #

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Weekly Blorg Roundup: 2009-09-06

• All That Sucks About Steve http://gawker.com/5352955 #criticsinrevolt #allaboutsteve #

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Creepy Comic Book Sex Scenarios

Hey, I like comic books as much as the next guy (as long as “the next guy” is Comic Book Guy from the Simpsons) but I never realized just how much (creepy) rampant sex is in them. Thankfully, the gentlemen over at Cracked have set me straight. From Astro Boy’s oil changes, to Superman’s sex tape, to sex with a dinosaur, they’ve captured some good (and creepy) comic book loving.

Don't Ask Where The Transmission Fluid Goes

Best Spam EVAR: Jeffrey Rosentha, High School, Seatle

I don’t remember Jim Rosentha from High School Seatle, but he really seems to want me to reply. Guess I should probably just go ahead and email him back to see what he wants.

Hi
What is your birth place?
is it Seatle?

regards
Jeffrey Rosentha
High School
Seatle

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Weekly Blorg Roundup: 2009-08-23

• New blog post: iGun Shooting Spree http://bit.ly/Jrfcw #
• New blog post: Dude Looks Like My Grandma http://bit.ly/xhwwi #
• Just found this and remembered my dream of turning "underpants tea" into a meme. Didn't happen, but still gets a laugh. http://bit.ly/3NNpCn #
• New blog post: Vito & Jake Get You a Date http://bit.ly/tJFHN #
• New blog post: Your Worst Nightmare, Butt Horn http://bit.ly/R5ggr #
• New blog post: Vodka Tampons & Anal Beer Bongs http://bit.ly/JVvws #
• New blog post: Dan Band: You Oughta Know http://bit.ly/3EWt42 #
• New blog post: How to Fry an Egg http://bit.ly/35MQwG #
• New blog post: How to Make a Russian Prison Tattoo http://bit.ly/yvXeY #

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Vito & Jake Get You a Date

Just unearthed this little gem from my history, and had to share it. The year was 2001. The place was all over the place. The mission was to be an Ambassador of Love for Matchmaker.com; in other words, spam the country with postcards plastered with my face and blog about it. And that mission was successful, dammit.

I’m amazed at what they actually let me post to the blog (an almost entirely redacted post from New Orleans) and what pictures they let us include (such as this). Those were heady internet times.

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Notice You Can't See Where Lycos the Dog's Hands Are

To Do: Make Kool-Aid Wine

I have a very short to-do list lately. Actually when you boil it all down, there’s only one thing…making Kool-Aid wine. We’re not mixing grain alcohol into the fruity beverage here (which I was known to do in college) we’re fermenting actual Kool-Aid into actual wine. Hell yes.

wikiHow [via Martini Groove]

Oh Yeah! Let's Get Drunk on Wine Made Outta Me!

RiP! A Remix Manifesto at Pitchfork

I don’t usually get behind mashups as a rule, because they’re usually pretty boring. I took this one thing, and I bumped it into this other thing. Blah. Girl Talk, on the other hand, registers on my badass-ometer because he’s got so much energy and he’s friggin’ great at choosing what samples to use (Neutral Milk Hotel? c’mon…)

Anyway, RiP! is a movie about him and other interesting mashup artists (I was a huge Negativland fan back in the day, if only b/c they made fun of U2). I haven’t seen the whole thing yet but I’ve heard good things; it’s available at Pitchfork for a week or so and if you miss it you can actually grab it from Netflix.

Check it out at Pitchfork TV

Weekly Blorg Roundup: 2009-08-09

• New blorg post: I thought the same thing http://bit.ly/nATce #
• Watching ABBA sing about an infestation of martial artists. Who knew I could enjoy Swedish pop so much? http://www.rathergood.com/abba #

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