You’d make that face too, if Batman called you a “dick butt.” What do you think Bats was going to do with that gun once he was done with his manifesto, by the way? (Thanks for the link, Tom)
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This is the kind of thing that you didn’t know needed to exist, until you saw that it existed. And if there was any justice in the universe, every soda machine on the planet would look like this. Thanks for the link, Tom.
As you know (you dirty, dirty person), Rule 34 of the Internet states that if something can be thought of, somebody has already made porn of it and posted it online. So the question is, were you the sick son of a bitch who was thinking about Lego Porn? Because if you were, well…I salute [...]
My friend Rick posted this image to Facebook – it’s a breakdown of which states allow gay marriage vs which states allow marriage between first cousins. Apparently my state allows both – if only I’d seen this infographic before I married a woman who’s not related to me.
I bet this happened on a Monday. Garfield hates Mondays. “I’m a mushroom cloud-laying motherfucker, motherfucker.” I couldn’t have said it better myself.
Oh, no! The Emo Avengers are here, and they’re going to read you horrible poetry and tell you about how no one but My Chemical Romance understands what they’re going through. I think Lil’ Wolvie just started cutting himself, and Spidey is writing a loud/quiet/loud song about Uncle Ben. As always, Wundy is hot, even [...]
I don’t know about you, but I would’ve taken any of these animals with lightsabers over Jar Jar Binks. The end. [via Animals With Lightsabers]
Now if only someone will tell those rascally kids how to wear their hats so they’re not all crooked…I’m thinking you could do it if you put some kind of protractor on the inside of the brim. [via FlipFlopFlyin]
Guess this breaks Eternia’s “Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell” policy… [via Holy Taco]