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Episode 8: Aphrodite-A is Captured

Posted: August 20th, 2010 | Author: DrunkistIII | Filed under: Pictures | No Comments »

Quiz: Whats more awesome?
1. A Tranzor Z fan page
2. Anything made in Angelfire
3. Tranzor Z commentary

HUMEROUS MOMENTS ON TRANZOR Z

Well, there were a lot of strange thing`s that happened in the show over its time. Things that aren’t necesarily wrong or bad, but just different. For example, Tranzor Z was the first show ever to show different ways to approach things. Take Voltron for example. Whenever the lions went to form Voltron, they showed the exact same launch sequnce to form Voltron, and to get to the lions, in every episode. They was never any change. You saw the same 2 minutes of the episode every time. Now, Tranzor Z on the other hand, took things to a new level. There were many ways in which Tommy got to the hovercraft and got to Tranzor Z. Sometimes it was from his house or the Institiute. Maybe he left in it from his school. Maybe it was already linked in Tranzor Z’s head. Every episode was different.



via The Tranzor Z Headquarter


National Cheer Up Keanu Reeves Day

Posted: June 15th, 2010 | Author: DrunkistIII | Filed under: Pictures | 1 Comment »

It’s June 15th and we’re all wondering: Why are you so sad Keanu?

It all started with one heart-achingly pathetic photo of Keanu Reeves eating alone on a park bench. The Intermob got their Photoshops on it and launched a billion different versions. Now some asshole has declared a National Cheer Up Keanu Reeves Day. Welcome to minute 16 Sad Keanu Reeves meme!

Even more insane: USA Today and Time Magazine consider this “news”.


Ninja Attack?

Posted: April 30th, 2010 | Author: DrunkistIII | Filed under: Pictures | No Comments »

Most cities have crime, but only Milwaukee has machete wielding ninjas.
[via Fox 6 News]


The A-Z of Awesomeness

Posted: March 24th, 2010 | Author: DrunkistIII | Filed under: Pictures | No Comments »

O is for… Optimus Prime Obliterating Oompa Loompas.

[via Neill Cameron]


Batman’s Lost It

Posted: January 12th, 2010 | Author: Drunkist | Filed under: Pictures | Tags: , , | No Comments »

You’d make that face too, if Batman called you a “dick butt.” What do you think Bats was going to do with that gun once he was done with his manifesto, by the way? (Thanks for the link, Tom)

Dear Commissioner Gordon...


Revenge is a Dish Best Served on Facebook

Posted: January 8th, 2010 | Author: Drunkist | Filed under: Pictures | Tags: , | No Comments »

i <3 Facebook like you <3 cock. Read the whole amazing story at SoJones.

Try telling mom and dad about THIS


Ice Cubes and Ice T anyone?

Posted: January 5th, 2010 | Author: Drunkist | Filed under: Pictures | Tags: , , | No Comments »

This is the kind of thing that you didn’t know needed to exist, until you saw that it existed. And if there was any justice in the universe, every soda machine on the planet would look like this. Thanks for the link, Tom.

Ultimate Soda Machine

Shit, they're out of Vanilla Ice...


Lego Porn – Finally!

Posted: January 5th, 2010 | Author: Drunkist | Filed under: Pictures | No Comments »

As you know (you dirty, dirty person), Rule 34 of the Internet states that if something can be thought of, somebody has already made porn of it and posted it online. So the question is, were you the sick son of a bitch who was thinking about Lego Porn? Because if you were, well…I salute you. This may be NSFW, but mostly only if your boss is made of plastic and can’t bend his arms. (more at Flickr, via Geekologie)

Welcome to the Jungle!


Gay Marriage vs Kissin’ Cousins

Posted: January 3rd, 2010 | Author: Drunkist | Filed under: Pictures | Tags: , | 1 Comment »

My friend Rick posted this image to Facebook – it’s a breakdown of which states allow gay marriage vs which states allow marriage between first cousins. Apparently my state allows both – if only I’d seen this infographic before I married a woman who’s not related to me.

Gay Marriage vs Kissin' Cousins

Pucker up, cuz!


Garfield Gets Pwned

Posted: December 22nd, 2009 | Author: Drunkist | Filed under: Pictures | Tags: , , , | No Comments »

I bet this happened on a Monday. Garfield hates Mondays. “I’m a mushroom cloud-laying motherfucker, motherfucker.” I couldn’t have said it better myself.

Suck on that, you furry prick.