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Slave Leia Pillow Fight

DrunkistIII — Wed, 01 Feb 2012 05:21:28 +0000

When I woke up this morning, I thought this R2D2 ski helmet would be the raddest Star Wars themed item of the day. Oh, was I ever wrong.

via Flickr (I would say NSFW, but then again I wouldn’t also work at a place that has a problem with a gallery of near naked Slave Leia ladies…you should probably just go ahead and quit)

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Lobster Claw Naked Girl Homemade Craft Time

DrunkistIII — Mon, 23 Jan 2012 06:06:00 +0000

It would be less embarrassing to admit I was surfing for shellfish porn rather than the truth — I found this photo on Etsy, which is apparently a website that sells bizarre homemade art occasionally modeled by naked women.

That necklace costs $180. That’s the real takeaway here.

See more of this lady with no clothes wearing duck feather earrings, lobster claw bracelets, and sucking suggestively on a crab joint ring via Etsy.

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Epic Xmas GIF is Epic

Drunkist — Fri, 16 Dec 2011 16:31:21 +0000

Thanks be to Upchurch.

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From Sith Lord to Howie Mandel’s Bitch: The Fall of Vader

DrunkistIII — Tue, 07 Jun 2011 22:17:55 +0000

What the hell!? There was a Stars Wars themed Deal or No Deal and I didn’t hear about it? With Princess Leia slave bikini girls? Internet Gods! Why hast thou forsaken me?

This is the video you are looking for:

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Jesus The Stalker

DrunkistIII — Thu, 28 Apr 2011 20:24:12 +0000

Jesus is “With You Always”. Even if you’re trying to concentrate on the task at hand, there’s the Son of God, just grinning and touching you and getting in the way.

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Best Kid Punishment Ever

DrunkistIII — Mon, 14 Feb 2011 06:59:43 +0000

This is from an eBay auction last week where two brothers were forced to sell their toys after trashing mom’s fancy bathtub. The bids got up to $500,000 before it got yanked. It looks like crybaby on the left has learned his lesson, while his brother wears an expression of forced resignation that says: “I’m not sorry. Not one fucking bit and you’re going pay for this Internet humiliation.”

Click on the photo to enlargen.

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Black Eyed Peas Lose the Superbowl

Drunkist — Mon, 07 Feb 2011 14:01:20 +0000

I’d say this about sums up my opinion of the Black Eyed Peas too.

imgur.

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America! Fuck Yeah!

Drunkist — Fri, 28 Jan 2011 21:02:24 +0000

Say you’re an alien from outer space. You only have two sources of information about Earth – the boring-ass shit you get from SETI, and TV transmissions. Below is what you think the United States is all about:

(More at this is america)

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Booboo Kills Yogi

DrunkistIII — Fri, 24 Dec 2010 18:37:34 +0000

The filmmakers really took a chance adding this scene to the “Yogi Bear” movie.

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Looking for: A hot fuck sandwich and a six-pack of Old Milwaukee

DrunkistIII — Sun, 12 Dec 2010 04:11:19 +0000

If you’re a falcon looking for a glove, then you’re going to want to check out Erotic Falconry.

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