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The A-Z of Awesomeness
O is for… Optimus Prime Obliterating Oompa Loompas. [via Neill Cameron
Read More »Batman’s Lost It
You’d make that face too, if Batman called you a “dick butt.” What do you think Bats was going to do with that gun once he was done with his manifesto, by the way?
Read More »Revenge is a Dish Best Served on Facebook
i <3 Facebook like you <3 cock. Read the whole amazing story at SoJones
Read More »Ice Cubes and Ice T anyone?
This is the kind of thing that you didn’t know needed to exist, until you saw that it existed. And if there was any justice in the universe, every soda machine on the planet
Read More »Lego Porn – Finally!
As you know (you dirty, dirty person), Rule 34 of the Internet states that if something can be thought of, somebody has already made porn of it and posted it online. So the question
Read More »Gay Marriage vs Kissin’ Cousins
My friend Rick posted this image to Facebook – it’s a breakdown of which states allow gay marriage vs which states allow marriage between first cousins. Apparently my state allows both – if only
Read More »Garfield Gets Pwned
I bet this happened on a Monday. Garfield hates Mondays. “I’m a mushroom cloud-laying motherfucker, motherfucker.” I couldn’t have said it better myself
Read More »Emo Super Heroes
Oh, no! The Emo Avengers are here, and they’re going to read you horrible poetry and tell you about how no one but My Chemical Romance understands what they’re going through. I think Lil’
Read More »Animals With Lightsabers
I don’t know about you, but I would’ve taken any of these animals with lightsabers over Jar Jar Binks. The end. [via Animals With Lightsabers
Read More »PSA: Baseball Hat Sticker Removal
Now if only someone will tell those rascally kids how to wear their hats so they’re not all crooked…I’m thinking you could do it if you put some kind of protractor on the inside
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