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The A-Z of Awesomeness

The A-Z of Awesomeness

DrunkistIII March 24, 2010 0

O is for… Optimus Prime Obliterating Oompa Loompas. [via Neill Cameron

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Batman’s Lost It

Batman’s Lost It

Drunkist January 12, 2010 0

You’d make that face too, if Batman called you a “dick butt.” What do you think Bats was going to do with that gun once he was done with his manifesto, by the way?

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Revenge is a Dish Best Served on Facebook

Revenge is a Dish Best Served on Facebook

Drunkist January 8, 2010 0

i <3 Facebook like you <3 cock. Read the whole amazing story at SoJones

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Ice Cubes and Ice T anyone?

Ice Cubes and Ice T anyone?

Drunkist January 5, 2010 0

This is the kind of thing that you didn’t know needed to exist, until you saw that it existed. And if there was any justice in the universe, every soda machine on the planet

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Lego Porn – Finally!

Lego Porn – Finally!

Drunkist January 5, 2010 0

As you know (you dirty, dirty person), Rule 34 of the Internet states that if something can be thought of, somebody has already made porn of it and posted it online. So the question

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Gay Marriage vs Kissin’ Cousins

Gay Marriage vs Kissin’ Cousins

Drunkist January 3, 2010 1

My friend Rick posted this image to Facebook – it’s a breakdown of which states allow gay marriage vs which states allow marriage between first cousins. Apparently my state allows both – if only

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Garfield Gets Pwned

Garfield Gets Pwned

Drunkist December 22, 2009 0

I bet this happened on a Monday. Garfield hates Mondays. “I’m a mushroom cloud-laying motherfucker, motherfucker.” I couldn’t have said it better myself

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Emo Super Heroes

Emo Super Heroes

Drunkist November 26, 2009 0

Oh, no! The Emo Avengers are here, and they’re going to read you horrible poetry and tell you about how no one but My Chemical Romance understands what they’re going through. I think Lil’

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Animals With Lightsabers

Animals With Lightsabers

Drunkist November 13, 2009 0

I don’t know about you, but I would’ve taken any of these animals with lightsabers over Jar Jar Binks. The end. [via Animals With Lightsabers

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PSA: Baseball Hat Sticker Removal

PSA: Baseball Hat Sticker Removal

Drunkist November 2, 2009 0

Now if only someone will tell those rascally kids how to wear their hats so they’re not all crooked…I’m thinking you could do it if you put some kind of protractor on the inside

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