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MFNW Musicfest NW 2010 from Aaron James on Vimeo.

via Music Festival Junkies

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Fuck Me, Ray Bradbury

The title of this video says it all, really. Houston, we have a Throblem.

“Shred of the Month”

You would think that a company devoted to industrial sized shredders would be boring. You would think this right up until the point you discover the “Shred of the Month”. SSI Shredding Systems has destroyed everything from lawnmowers to a VW Bug. Here’s an old classic from September 2007:

[via SSI Shred of the Month]

Dwight David Honeycutt for Conway School Board

I’m a little behind the 8 ball on this one since it came out last year, but I thought i should post it because it’s the GREATEST VIDEO IN THE HISTORY OF THE INTERNET. I know I have said this before. I was wrong. Dwight David Honeycutt is why the Internet was invented. [via FoD; thanks for the link Bitta]

Beauty and the Beast gets Twilighted

Or is that Twilit? Either way, apparently every mythological story evar is going to get run through the tween it up machine, and the new Beauty and the Beast looks lamer than than Stephenie Meyer with polio. The “beast” has a shaved head, crappy tattoos, and some pewter on his face – that describes half the dudes at my local coffee shop. Plus, an Olsen twin! Or maybe both! Also – repent, NPH…repent. [via I Watch Stuff]

Captain Kirk Going Boldly Where No Man Needs to Go

William Shatner and Taiwan’s Susan Boyle, Liu Yen Chun, set their phasers on stun with this insanely unnecessary duet rendition of “Total Eclipse of the Heart”. Watch for Shatner’s awkward high five attempt which he totally saves with the rarely seen bro-shoulder hug.

via Lopez Tonight on Funny Or Die

This is Not a Threat, But We’re Gonna Kill South Park

In an South Park episode about censorship, Comedy Central ironically censored a scene because of the whole “Mohammad depicted as a cartoon makes religious Islamic extremists go really fucking crazy.”

Like Revolution Islam based in NYC who posted an uncensored death threat on their site. Here is the death threat — err, the “warning”:

“We have to warn Matt and Trey that what they are doing is stupid and they will probably wind up like Theo Van Gogh for airing this show. This is not a threat, but a warning of the reality of what will likely happen to them.”

Fans of the show responded by hijacking the site and forwarding all traffic to here where you can see a Islamic man kissing a little boy with a background of Mohammad wearing a bomb hat. Boom.

via Gawker.com

The Downfall of Downfall Spoofs

Since 2006, Internet audiences have delighted to the remixed scene spoofs of the WWII movie Downfall, in which Hitler has to contend with a variety of personal issues — everything from not getting a date with Jessica Biel to finding out that Twitter is down again.

The producers have finally succeeded in pressuring YouTube to take down the videos. Of course, this being the Interweb, you can still find them…well, everywhere, including this one in which Hitler himself orders the takedown of the offending clips.

Hitler, as “Downfall producer” orders a DMCA takedown from Brad Templeton on Vimeo.

via The Guardian