Drunkist on March 9th, 2010

I hate to agree with people on the Infernets, but this is one time…yeah, this is how it all should’ve gone down. I think you’ll agree it would have saved a lot of people a lot of headaches. I mean he’s Sam friggin’ Jackson, for midichlorian’s sake. He has a wallet that says Bad Motherfucker, [...]

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Drunkist on March 1st, 2010

Y’know that movie Hot Tub Time Machine, where the main characters get into a hot tub that whisks them into the past for fun times and shenanigans and hilariousness? This dance party at Scandals, circa 1991, is what would happen if that time machine was in a toilet.

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Drunkist on March 1st, 2010

There are some days I wish I had a talent. On those days, I think it would be amazing to have the ability to envision and create something that causes wonder and inspires others. Then I go back to drinking, and just search YouTube for people who have talent, and piggyback on that.
I give [...]

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Drunkist on February 24th, 2010

In the words of my friend Tom…that rooster is legion. This embed is sort of the suck, so head to the original link. (Thanks, Tom)

YouTube Doubler

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Drunkist on February 11th, 2010

No seriously, thank YOU!

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Drunkist on January 19th, 2010

Oh my god, it’s full of stars. Just wait until you find out what the “D” stands for…

See more funny videos and TBT Videos at Today’s Big Thing.

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Drunkist on January 19th, 2010

For our younger readers:

A “VCR” was a magical device, similar to your “Blu-Ray” that allowed grainy pictures to display on your television. If you were lucky, your VCR had “Tracking +4″ so the picture never got squiggly and weird.

Never let anyone show you his “Manscorpion.” Seriously. And if someone does, tell an adult [...]

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Drunkist on January 8th, 2010

Yes, that is what this video contains. Click at your own risk. If you don’t want to see walrus cock, don’t watch the video. Seriously. But you can skip the video and see an adaptation of that hilarious old chestnut, the moosecock joke.
Ole and Sven were ice-fishing. They hadn’t caught a thing all day, and [...]

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Drunkist on January 8th, 2010

Warehouse destruction, rocket crotch, bungie snap…all my favorite schadenfreude videos from last year, compiled into one place. I love you the Internets! [via Huffington Post; thanks for the link Chris]

See more funny videos and funny pictures at CollegeHumor.

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Drunkist on January 7th, 2010

I learned two things from watching this video for Islands’ “No You Don’t”:
1) Don’t buy dope from a man you don’t know.
2) Michael Cera looks even more like an elf when you bedazzle his face.

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