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FDR: American Badass

Drunkist — Sat, 21 Jan 2012 12:29:19 +0000

This might be one of the most important movies of our time. Please take some time right now and watch the trailer for this touching and compelling historical documentary, if only to answer one question: “does my cack still work?”

Thanks be to crotchbat.

Rating: 5.0/5 (1 vote cast)

Chick Punches Dude in Stomach: The Comments

Drunkist — Wed, 07 Dec 2011 16:27:33 +0000

C’mon Patience, fucking punch him! This is probably the lamest video of girls in bikinis I’ve ever seen, but once again YouTube’s commenters saved its bacon with their suave Internet sensibilities. Here are the Top 5 Comments, in no particular order:

“I liked the part where the drunk whore laughed and stumbled around”

“You’re stupid to think starting a fight with a black guy is gonna make any difference, you have to kill him and you have to do it swiftly, quietly and bury the body. Late at night after you’ve followed the person home, tranq them and most easily just bury them alive nearby. And for fuck sake wear gloves and a hairnet”

“The black guy should have just slapped the stupid out of her and get her fired up, then maybe she would have hit him.”

“i clicked this vid cause the thumbnail and i thought it said “Black guys punches white girl”

“i’d like to punch her in the cervix with my sausage!”

Rating: 0.0/5 (0 votes cast)

George Lucas Strikes Back

Drunkist — Thu, 15 Sep 2011 20:00:19 +0000

George Lucas + Oldboy = Everything suddenly makes sense.

George Lucas Strikes Back {HD Trailer} – YouTube.

Rating: 0.0/5 (0 votes cast)

Dr. Who Gets Racy

Drunkist — Fri, 02 Sep 2011 01:26:51 +0000

Nerd that I am, I’m not a huge Dr. Who guy. I remember watching it when I was a kid some, but it’s never caught on with me – maybe it’s his pacifism, or maybe it’s that scarf? Anyway, this video gave me some LOLz, what with the heady mix of geekery and prematurity, and I thought I’d share. [Thanks for the link, Crotchbat]

Rating: 2.5/5 (1 vote cast)

Saruman Gets Trololololled‬‏

Drunkist — Tue, 12 Jul 2011 15:18:25 +0000

I trolololo-love this video. Suck it Saruman.

Rating: 3.0/5 (1 vote cast)

Richard Cheese vs Your Neck and Back

Drunkist — Fri, 08 Jul 2011 16:29:49 +0000

Richard Cheese and his loungey covers of popular music has been a favorite of mine for a long time. In fact, his Christmas album (featuring “Like a Virgin” and “Holiday in Cambodia”) is a staple in our house for most of December. In the song below he covers Khia’s “My Neck, My Back” in a musical style your grandma will dig. Hell, grandma might like the lyrics too – who knows until you play it for her?

[Thanks for the vid, JoMo]

Rating: 0.0/5 (0 votes cast)

From Sith Lord to Howie Mandel’s Bitch: The Fall of Vader

DrunkistIII — Tue, 07 Jun 2011 22:17:55 +0000

What the hell!? There was a Stars Wars themed Deal or No Deal and I didn’t hear about it? With Princess Leia slave bikini girls? Internet Gods! Why hast thou forsaken me?

This is the video you are looking for:

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Chili Four Loko from Epic Meal Time

Drunkist — Wed, 25 May 2011 19:52:10 +0000

30 bajillion calories worth of swine and Four Loko, served in a bacon trencher, with homemade jalapeno mozzarella sticks on it. “Tastes like crazy alcoholic rainbow pig.” ‘Nuff said.

YouTube – Chili Four Loko – Epic Meal Time.

Rating: 0.0/5 (0 votes cast)

The Greatest Music Video Ever Made

Drunkist — Tue, 17 May 2011 23:56:52 +0000

I don’t ask much, but all I ask is that in my next life I get to come back as a gallon of milk that gets run over by these guys. Watch this video and weep, MTV. (Thanks, Fredimus Maximus)

Edit – Oh, ps – it’s called “Wires” by Red Fang.

YouTube – Red Fang – Wires [Official Video].

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Black Metal Pad Thai

Drunkist — Thu, 12 May 2011 20:09:33 +0000

The only way to make pad thai is to make it fucking METAL. And vegan, of course…

Vegan Black Metal Chef: growling your way through dinner – Boing Boing.

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