I’ve decided to start chronicling some of my favorite IM chats. I got the idea from The Best of Sarah, who posted a conversation I was part of, in which i tried threated to make tea out of Morena Baccarin’s underpants. The restraining order is pending. I figure we’ll start slow with a conversation I may or may not have been part of. The names have been changed to protect the innocent.
Thing 1: Finally got to play ODST. Pretty badass.
Thing 2: watch the back story?
Thing 1: ha, right. i just start mashing buttons as soon as a movie comes on screen
Thing 2: I like the story. but that’s me
Thing 1: gets in the way of what i bought the game for – which is invariably shooting shit
Thing 2: i bet you fast forward the mood setting stuff in porn too
Thing 1: they talk in porn?
Thing 2: funny. yes, and not just degrading stuff
Thing 1: if i’m watching porn, i’m pretty much in the mood. no “your pizza is here” necessary.
Thing 2: OK, kinda the same way, with porn anyway. but video games are different.
Thing 1: you’re saying you need video game cinematics to fluff you so you can play?
<Thing 2 has signed off>
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