Sex Advice from Comic Book Guy

The folks over at Yuhmm have dug up an interesting article, just in time for Comic-Con, which is sex advice from comic book store clerks. OK, so it’s not really Comic Book Guy, but that’s just funnier. I’ve rounded up my favorite bits below – the best part is they’re pretty insightful and on-point, but I only included the funny ones of course.

Sexy!

I want to dress up as a sexy comic superhero and seduce my boyfriend. Any advice?
If you’re busty, I have two words for you: Power Girl. It’s a fairly easy costume to make. A good fallback plan is the new Super Girl costume — just don’t wear any underwear.

How can I convince my girlfriend to go down on me more often without seeming pushy or demanding?
Just tell her that what you’ve got in your pants is the Hammer of the Mighty Thor, the Mjolnir. Tell her, “Those who are deemed worthy may hold it. Are you worthy?”

What’s the best way to seduce a comic-store clerk?
For one, don’t start with, “I live in my mom’s basement and I’m a level-fourteen Paladin.” Geek or not, that’s a horrible way to spark a conversation.

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