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GOP Butt Plugs

Drunkist — Fri, 18 May 2012 14:53:04 +0000

Hey Internet, remember that time you jokingly said you wished someone would use data visualization of Republican candidate approval ratings, convert them to 3D, and make butt plugs out of them? Well careful what you wish for, because now they exist. [mepler via b3ta]

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This Lollipop Tastes Like Hot Cock

Drunkist — Tue, 01 May 2012 12:21:04 +0000

No, not THAT kind of…what kind of site do you think this is? I’m talking about a Sriracha-flavored sucker. You know Sriracha – the hot sauce with a giant rooster for a logo? Anyway this is probably delicious and would make for some interesting conversation anytime someone asks “Hey, whatcha suckin’ on?”

[Lollyphile via Geekologie]

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Gwen Stefani’s Shit

Drunkist — Sun, 08 Apr 2012 16:08:09 +0000

Happy Easter everybody! (And thanks for the link, you beautiful British bastards at b3ta).

PS don’t let the post title fool you – this video has nothing to do with Easter.

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Knittaz 4 Lyfe

Drunkist — Tue, 27 Mar 2012 12:01:06 +0000

I was feeling a little punchy yesterday and I was on Facebook, never a good combo. I decided to throw up a quote from Sunday’s episode of Bob’s Burgers, one of the funniest (if not the funniest) shows going right now. It wasn’t even the quote that made me laugh the hardest in the episode – that would probably be “Anthrax smell like babies!” – but posting that line turned my Facebook page into an epic arts ‘n crafts rap battle. I’m pretty sure this is why the Internet was invented – thanks for playing, crotchbat.

Obviously a JoAnn Fabric reference = Instant Victory

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Bach Dat Ass Up

Drunkist — Sun, 11 Mar 2012 04:06:57 +0000

OK, so I know the song this woman is performing with her ass cheeks is actually Beethoven, not Bach, but when have you ever asked anyone to “Beethoven Dat Ass Up?” OK once, but I was in college. Anyway, here is a woman performing with her butt. After a few minutes I kind of felt like Krang was playing me a song but that made it even more awesomer somehow.

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Introducing the Baby Bullet

Drunkist — Fri, 09 Mar 2012 00:15:35 +0000

This commercial for The Baby Bullet is validation for me why I love dipping a toe into the Strange Part of the Internet every once in a while. I hope I’m half as cool as Grandma when I’m an aging drunk, and I sort of want to make some baby food now. Is that weird? [Thanks for the link JoeMo]

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Foxy Shazam is My New Favorite Band

Drunkist — Thu, 23 Feb 2012 16:27:18 +0000

I’ve been on the market for a band that tries to out-queen Queen, and maybe even takes a swing at out-darknessing The Darkness. OK, maybe I haven’t, but now I am and that band is Foxy Shazam. Basically they sing about butts and prance around in tights and I think Serj from System of a Down may be playing keys in the first video. [Thanks Douger]

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Pickle Surprise!

Drunkist — Wed, 15 Feb 2012 12:14:46 +0000

Take the English Muffin…add some sandwich spread…get some transvestites and a genie in a phallic pickle hat to giggle over it…then add the ham! That’s how you make the most terrifying sandwich this side of Soylent Green. Oh and for dessert, don’t forget the Strawberry Shortcut!

[Thanks for the link JoMo]

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Cigarette Reviews From a Fifteen Year Old

DrunkistIII — Wed, 15 Feb 2012 05:05:19 +0000

Ordinarily, we’re against teenagers smoking. But this kid is from Canada, so he doesn’t count. His rambling reviews are insanely terrible and yet perfect all at the same time. And his name is Brodie. You can’t make this shit up.

via YouTube

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Admiral Ackbar: Relationship Expert

DrunkistIII — Wed, 15 Feb 2012 04:54:32 +0000

It’s a trap!

via QuickMeme

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