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Stop Motion Guitarist

Stop Motion Guitarist

Drunkist June 26, 2009 0

Aaaah, stop motion, the savior of shitty guitarists everywhere. Little did you know, that’s how Eddie Van Halen plays all his concerts

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Contrary to popular belief

Contrary to popular belief

Drunkist June 26, 2009 0

Contrary to popular belief, I did not kill Michael Jackson

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Ninja Warrior Autotune Remix

Ninja Warrior Autotune Remix

Drunkist June 26, 2009 0

((Golden Ninjas + Autotune Remix) x Garfield phone) / Thomas the Tank Engine Theme = Awesometown

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Pounding Your Meatini

Pounding Your Meatini

Drunkist June 26, 2009 0

Yes, we said “pounding.” It’s a full English breakfast in cocktail shape. Description, more pics and other shenanigans @RatherGood

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Celebrity Teef? Really?

Celebrity Teef? Really?

Drunkist June 25, 2009 0

What’s next? Quizzes about bowel movements of the Mouseketeers, or maybe Pap Smears of the Pussycat Dolls? Next person who sends me something like this gets a CP. TMZ: New Teefs

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Worf Is Watching Me

Worf Is Watching Me

Drunkist June 25, 2009 0

And I’ve got no privacy. Tell me, is it just a dream? http://wiwy.ytmnd.com

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Death Will Do Us Part if We Do Not Get This House

Death Will Do Us Part if We Do Not Get This House

Drunkist June 25, 2009 0

The Coolest House in the Neighborhood (And Maybe the Galaxy) — powered by Cracked.com I’ll get the papers!

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Who Wants to Move to Alabanjorape With Me?

Who Wants to Move to Alabanjorape With Me?

Drunkist June 25, 2009 0

Visit Cracked.com for the whole world according to Hollywood!

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Stranger Danger for…Aliens?

Stranger Danger for…Aliens?

Drunkist June 24, 2009 0

Honestly, I think I’d rather I’d rather take the creepy slap and tickle from a mustachioed stranger than put up with such a crappy teleportation watch. Especially if I get a bike out of

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BJurger King

BJurger King

Drunkist June 24, 2009 1

Why do I suddenly have the urge to sit in a Burger King parking lot with a bottle of ketchup? via YUHMM (Site NSFW)

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