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Tron-O-Sutra: Embed Your Dongle
Hey Internet, remember when you were saying “Man, i wish someone would make 20 or so how-to sex videos, where everyone was dressed up like characters from Tron?” Ask and ye shall receive, Internet.
Read More »Jesus The Stalker
Jesus is “With You Always”. Even if you’re trying to concentrate on the task at hand, there’s the Son of God, just grinning and touching you and getting in the way
Read More »Sexy Sax Man Carelessly Whispers Into My Heart
Come for the shirtless dude with a mullet playing the sax solo from “Careless Whisper,” stay for the blood sacrifice to George Michael. Seriously, this is about the funniest thing I’ve seen on the
Read More »Where’s Randy Savage?
“I’ve been in the danger zone — yeah! — I’ve been in the danger zone east of the Pacific Ocean, west of London England, south of Mars, and north of Hell! Yeah!” We salute
Read More »Best Kid Punishment Ever
This is from an eBay auction last week where two brothers were forced to sell their toys after trashing mom’s fancy bathtub. The bids got up to $500,000 before it got yanked. It looks
Read More »Cleaned Up a Bunch of Old Links
I just took down a bunch of shitty old links that were broken and not working anymore. That means if you hit any of our early stories there’s probly broken images, links, whatever. If
Read More »I DO ANYTHING — Best Cragislist Resume Ever
So this awesome resume was posted to the Atlanta’s Craigslist the other day and was immediately flagged. But guess what? It’s the Internet where everything you ever do lives on forever. We here at
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