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Tron-O-Sutra: Embed Your Dongle

Tron-O-Sutra: Embed Your Dongle

Drunkist May 3, 2011 0

Hey Internet, remember when you were saying “Man, i wish someone would make 20 or so how-to sex videos, where everyone was dressed up like characters from Tron?” Ask and ye shall receive, Internet.

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Jesus The Stalker

Jesus The Stalker

DrunkistIII April 28, 2011 0

Jesus is “With You Always”. Even if you’re trying to concentrate on the task at hand, there’s the Son of God, just grinning and touching you and getting in the way

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Hey Serpentor, STFU

Hey Serpentor, STFU

Drunkist April 11, 2011 1

This, I COMMAND! (Thanks for the link, Bitta)

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Sexy Sax Man Carelessly Whispers Into My Heart

Sexy Sax Man Carelessly Whispers Into My Heart

Drunkist March 18, 2011 0

Come for the shirtless dude with a mullet playing the sax solo from “Careless Whisper,” stay for the blood sacrifice to George Michael. Seriously, this is about the funniest thing I’ve seen on the

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Charlie Brown Sheen

Charlie Brown Sheen

Drunkist March 2, 2011 0

Finally, someone calls out Keith Richards as the droopy-eyed armless child that he is. Now in Charlie Brown form! YouTube – Kimmel Kartoon – Charlie Brown and Charlie Sheen

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Where’s Randy Savage?

Where’s Randy Savage?

Drunkist February 28, 2011 0

“I’ve been in the danger zone — yeah! — I’ve been in the danger zone east of the Pacific Ocean, west of London England, south of Mars, and north of Hell! Yeah!” We salute

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Best Kid Punishment Ever

Best Kid Punishment Ever

DrunkistIII February 14, 2011 2

This is from an eBay auction last week where two brothers were forced to sell their toys after trashing mom’s fancy bathtub. The bids got up to $500,000 before it got yanked. It looks

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We Ain’t Ever Going to Be Friends With the Russians

We Ain’t Ever Going to Be Friends With the Russians

DrunkistIII February 14, 2011 0

Wolverines!!!!!

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Cleaned Up a Bunch of Old Links

Cleaned Up a Bunch of Old Links

Drunkist February 9, 2011 0

I just took down a bunch of shitty old links that were broken and not working anymore. That means if you hit any of our early stories there’s probly broken images, links, whatever. If

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I DO ANYTHING — Best Cragislist Resume Ever

I DO ANYTHING — Best Cragislist Resume Ever

DrunkistIII February 9, 2011 0

So this awesome resume was posted to the Atlanta’s Craigslist the other day and was immediately flagged. But guess what? It’s the Internet where everything you ever do lives on forever. We here at

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