I’m not kidding at all. Aerosmith’s Steven Tyler is the spitting image of my grandmother. I probably wouldn’t tell her that, though it would be interesting to get her to dress up in Lycra pants and a bunch of scarves and have her sing Aerosmith’s greatest hits. That’d be YouTube gold!
from Funny or Die blog

I Want Him to High Kick So I Can Watch His Hips Explode Into Dust

