It would be less embarrassing to admit I was surfing for shellfish porn rather than the truth — I found this photo on Etsy, which is apparently a website that sells bizarre homemade art occasionally modeled by naked women.
That necklace costs $180. That’s the real takeaway here.
See more of this lady with no clothes wearing duck feather earrings, lobster claw bracelets, and sucking suggestively on a crab joint ring via Etsy.
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