In order to make up for the (possible) racism in the sharecropping post we included earlier, we feel it is our White Man’s Burden to write something racially positive. The Dr.Unkist team scoured our minds and the Internet to find the most positive of all positive role models for young kids – black presidents. Who knew there were so many? Also, why do I feel like we missed someone?
1. President Lindberg (The Fifth Element) – There is nothing greater in this world than President Deebo…errr, Zeus…errrr, Tiny.
2. President Mays Gilliam (Head of State) – I didn’t actually see Head of State, but how can you not trust this guy?
3. President Camacho (Idiocracy) – Tell me you wouldn’t want to have a Brawndo (the Thirst Mutilator) and get a burger at Pudfucker’s with this guy?
4. President David Palmer (24) – How the mighty have fallen…from president of these great United States to pimping Allstate insurance.
5. President Beck (Deep Impact) - Hollywood respected this black president so much they didn’t even bother to give him a first name! You know, like Prince, or Madonna, right?
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