Palin’s Resignation Speech – Edited Version

And no, we’re not talking about someone editing it to make it funny(er). We’re talking about someone editing a speech made by Ms. Sarah “I Can See Russia From My House” Palin to correct the skewed facts, run-on sentences, and balls-out lunacy, and make it read like it was created by a human instead of a monkey on a Speak and Spell.

Just Removing "Gee" and "Gosh" Cut the Word Count in Half

Vanity Fair [via Funny or Die blog]