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Celebalikes: Bonnie Prince Billy

Posted: July 10th, 2009 | Author: Drunkist | Filed under: Pictures | Tags: , | No Comments »

Ok, so apparently this is completely different from the “celebrity lookalike” posts I’ve been doing all week. This pic is from “Celebalikes,” a website that purports to have…well…celebrity lookalikes. And while I love the fact they have a Will Oldham lookalike, and that they perceive a need for a Will Oldham lookalike…welll. Let’s just say I’m balding, fat, and bearded too but I don’t try to tell people I used to be Palace Brothers.

HOWEVER – After some reflection, I’ve decided if given half a chance, I’d hire this guy to help me re-enact Zach Galafianakis’s Kanye West video. I’ll play the role of fat Jesus. The fact they perceive a market for an Oldham-alike is pretty badass too.

I See a Darkness...

I See a Darkness...

via Celebalikes


Celebrity Lookalikes: Pinhead

Posted: July 10th, 2009 | Author: Drunkist | Filed under: Pictures | Tags: , | No Comments »

Today’s celebrity lookalike victim is none other than Pinhead from the movie Hellraiser, or as we like to call him “Lead Cenobite” (Look it up). I have to say I understand Jason Schwartzman and Walter Mondale, but John Lennon? Really? He doesn’t deserve this kind of treatment.

Richard, Do I Have a Mark on My Face? It Really Hurts...

Richard, Do I Have a Mark on My Face? It Really Hurts...


Celebrity Lookalikes: The Borg Queen

Posted: July 9th, 2009 | Author: Drunkist | Filed under: Pictures | Tags: , | No Comments »

Assimilate THAT, Chad Michael Murray!

But, now they are all Borg.

But, now they are all Borg.


Celebrity Lookalike: Jason Voorhees

Posted: July 9th, 2009 | Author: Drunkist | Filed under: Pictures | Tags: , , | No Comments »

I had so much fun with the Arseface Celebrity Lookalikes yesterday, I decided to run it today on a young, mask-free Jason Voorhees. I find it intriguing just how Hollywood handsome some of his lookalikes are…maybe he didn’t have to wear that mask after all. Winston Churchill is just a bonus, and as for Karolina Kurkova…I have to say I’m just not seeing it.

C'mon, Karolina...Just one kiss?

C'mon, Karolina...Just one kiss?


Celebrity Lookalike: Arseface

Posted: July 8th, 2009 | Author: Drunkist | Filed under: Pictures | Tags: , , | 3 Comments »

I just found out about the celebrity lookalike tool over at My Heritage (via FNH). Of course, like any normal person would do, I plugged in everyone’s favorite Arseface, from the Preacher comics. I have no clue who Brian Littrell is, but I’m this close to feeling really, really bad for him.

Your face, my ass

Your face, my ass


A Famous Person Has Died

Posted: July 8th, 2009 | Author: Drunkist | Filed under: Pictures | Tags: , | No Comments »

Pretty much sums up every newscast I’ve seen in the last two weeks…

They Will Be Missed...

They Will Be Missed...

via Stereotypist


Ladies & Gentlemen, Mr. Gary Busey

Posted: July 7th, 2009 | Author: Drunkist | Filed under: Videos | Tags: , , | No Comments »

How do you describe Busey’s acting style anyway? I like to think of it as The People’s Elbow, directly to your cerebrum. Added bonus #1? Mario Lopez driving the getaway car. Added bonus #2? The dude with Busey in the last scene is Opie Cunningham’s (aka Ron Howard’s) dad. Did your brain asplode yet?

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(Thanks, Bitta)


RIP Billy Mays

Posted: July 1st, 2009 | Author: Drunkist | Filed under: Videos | Tags: , | No Comments »

Little bit late on this, I know. Can’t you give me some time alone with my grief?

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Celebrity Teef? Really?

Posted: June 25th, 2009 | Author: Drunkist | Filed under: Detritus | Tags: , , | No Comments »

What’s next? Quizzes about bowel movements of the Mouseketeers, or maybe Pap Smears of the Pussycat Dolls? Next person who sends me something like this gets a CP.

TMZ: New Teefs