Drunkist on August 19th, 2009

Remember the wedding band from Old School? The one that sang a profanity-laced version of Total Eclipse of the Heart? They’re an honest-to-goodness act called The Dan Band, and they’ve showed up in a few movies since then (pretty sure they were featured in the Hangover recently too). They’re not only a movie band, though [...]

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Drunkist on July 15th, 2009

An oldie but a goodie from a Something Awful photoshop phriday called “A Day at the Science Fair.” Other notable projects include “Birds: They’re Fucking Everywhere” and “The Wonders of Cocaine.” There are hits and misses, but it’s definitely worth going back to this well.

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Drunkist on July 14th, 2009

Ladies and Gentlemens, Patrick Muthafuggin Duffy. Did you hear me? This is the greatest Duffy-related piece of film to hit the…filmwaves…since Knot’s Landing, or whatever TV show he used to be on before Step by Step.

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Drunkist on July 14th, 2009

This video is a go-to for me whenever I want to watch Norwegians in track suits play cover songs using appliances for instruments.  Happens more often than you think, actually.
If that one’s not enough, check it out when they play the same song at little Jennifer’s birthday party. Lucky little bitch.

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Drunkist on July 14th, 2009

“Nobody loves you, like your mama loves you. But who’s loving your mama? I am.” A classic of its form.

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Drunkist on July 8th, 2009

“I had a bit of a disagreement with the management at the NBC. I wanted to keep my job…and they felt the exact opposite.”

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Drunkist on July 8th, 2009

I think I used to live with this guy.

via Brunching Shuttlecocks

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Drunkist on July 7th, 2009

I saw this video for the first time in 2001. It is still hilarious today. Who knew Pikachu was such a badass?

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Drunkist on July 7th, 2009

Your body needs water, so drink that shit. Buy some land, fuck spinning rims. And so on.

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Drunkist on July 4th, 2009

Sometimes, I just have to go back to this well.

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