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Dan Band: You Oughta Know

Drunkist — Thu, 20 Aug 2009 02:24:07 +0000

Remember the wedding band from Old School? The one that sang a profanity-laced version of Total Eclipse of the Heart? They’re an honest-to-goodness act called The Dan Band, and they’ve showed up in a few movies since then (pretty sure they were featured in the Hangover recently too). They’re not only a movie band, though – back on 06 (that’s ought six to you youngsters) they did a cover of Alanis Morisette’s classic hate song to Dave Coulier for a Dan Band special. And they fucking nailed it!

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Science Fair: Homemade Phantom Zone

Drunkist — Wed, 15 Jul 2009 18:00:48 +0000

An oldie but a goodie from a Something Awful photoshop phriday called “A Day at the Science Fair.” Other notable projects include “Birds: They’re Fucking Everywhere” and “The Wonders of Cocaine.” There are hits and misses, but it’s definitely worth going back to this well.

Come, Son of Jor-El! Kneel Before My Blue Ribbon!

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Patrick Duffy vs The World

Drunkist — Wed, 15 Jul 2009 03:26:48 +0000

Ladies and Gentlemens, Patrick Muthafuggin Duffy. Did you hear me? This is the greatest Duffy-related piece of film to hit the…filmwaves…since Knot’s Landing, or whatever TV show he used to be on before Step by Step.

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Hurra Torpedo: Total Eclipse of the Heart

Drunkist — Tue, 14 Jul 2009 16:01:08 +0000

This video is a go-to for me whenever I want to watch Norwegians in track suits play cover songs using appliances for instruments. Happens more often than you think, actually.

If that one’s not enough, check it out when they play the same song at little Jennifer’s birthday party. Lucky little bitch.

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Lovin’ Your Mama

Drunkist — Tue, 14 Jul 2009 15:46:29 +0000

“Nobody loves you, like your mama loves you. But who’s loving your mama? I am.” A classic of its form.

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Norm Rips SNL a New One

Drunkist — Wed, 08 Jul 2009 18:05:11 +0000

“I had a bit of a disagreement with the management at the NBC. I wanted to keep my job…and they felt the exact opposite.”

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Your Roommate Plays the Indigo Girls

Drunkist — Wed, 08 Jul 2009 12:29:51 +0000

I think I used to live with this guy.

via Brunching Shuttlecocks

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Pokemon, Bitches

Drunkist — Tue, 07 Jul 2009 15:42:57 +0000

I saw this video for the first time in 2001. It is still hilarious today. Who knew Pikachu was such a badass?

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R-E-A-D A B-O-O-K

Drunkist — Tue, 07 Jul 2009 14:45:07 +0000

Your body needs water, so drink that shit. Buy some land, fuck spinning rims. And so on.

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Six Foot Eight Fucking Killing For Fun

Drunkist — Sat, 04 Jul 2009 15:10:13 +0000

Sometimes, I just have to go back to this well.

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