Drunkist » cockpunch http://www.drunkist.com Your Workday Hangover Remedy Since mid-2009 Wed, 01 Feb 2012 05:23:55 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 Chick Punches Dude in Stomach: The Comments http://www.drunkist.com/videos/chick-punches-dude-in-stomach-the-comments/1611/ http://www.drunkist.com/videos/chick-punches-dude-in-stomach-the-comments/1611/#comments Wed, 07 Dec 2011 16:27:33 +0000 Drunkist http://www.drunkist.com/?p=1611
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C’mon Patience, fucking punch him! This is probably the lamest video of girls in bikinis I’ve ever seen, but once again YouTube’s commenters saved its bacon with their suave Internet sensibilities. Here are the Top 5 Comments, in no particular order:

  1. “I liked the part where the drunk whore laughed and stumbled around”
  2. “You’re stupid to think starting a fight with a black guy is gonna make any difference, you have to kill him and you have to do it swiftly, quietly and bury the body. Late at night after you’ve followed the person home, tranq them and most easily just bury them alive nearby. And for fuck sake wear gloves and a hairnet”
  3. “The black guy should have just slapped the stupid out of her and get her fired up, then maybe she would have hit him.”
  4. “i clicked this vid cause the thumbnail and i thought it said “Black guys punches white girl”
  5. “i’d like to punch her in the cervix with my sausage!”

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]]> Finally, someone takes a stand against the little irritations of Facebook. I don’t know who you are, Greg, but you’re a hero. If I worked in an office, I’d probably give the same speech. [Find more Man in the Box videos at Break.com; thanks for the video, Beth]

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]]> I’m glad someone finally had the balls to stand up for the Bible, even if it had to be in puppet and cartoon form. Also – what the hell is Adam doing to that deer? I know he’s the steward of all creatures, but I’m pretty sure that’s one of the things good old God manufactured him a human lady wife for.

via Everything is Terrible

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]]> What’s next? Quizzes about bowel movements of the Mouseketeers, or maybe Pap Smears of the Pussycat Dolls? Next person who sends me something like this gets a CP.

TMZ: New Teefs

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