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Kick-Ass Red Band Trailer

Drunkist December 22, 2009 0

I don’t know much, but I do know this is the first goddamn Nic Cage movie I’ve wanted to see in about 20 years. First we had McLovin’ as a super hero, and now

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Emo Super Heroes

Emo Super Heroes

Drunkist November 26, 2009 0

Oh, no! The Emo Avengers are here, and they’re going to read you horrible poetry and tell you about how no one but My Chemical Romance understands what they’re going through. I think Lil’

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Creepy Comic Book Sex Scenarios

Creepy Comic Book Sex Scenarios

Drunkist September 1, 2009 0

Hey, I like comic books as much as the next guy (as long as “the next guy” is Comic Book Guy from the Simpsons) but I never realized just how much (creepy) rampant sex

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Sex Advice from Comic Book Guy

Sex Advice from Comic Book Guy

Drunkist July 22, 2009 0

The folks over at Yuhmm have dug up an interesting article, just in time for Comic-Con, which is sex advice from comic book store clerks. OK, so it’s not really Comic Book Guy, but

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Cable and Wolverine are the pimps of the 616

Cable and Wolverine are the pimps of the 616

Drunkist Jr. July 7, 2009 0

That’s right, Nathan Dayspring Askani’san Christopher Charles Summers and Logan are seriously busy in the MU. If you even began to understand what that means, you are a geek. There’s a place for you,

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Army of Darkness: Ash Saves Obama

Drunkist June 30, 2009 1

All right you primitive screwheads, listen up! You see this? This... is my President!

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