I don’t know much, but I do know this is the first goddamn Nic Cage movie I’ve wanted to see in about 20 years. First we had McLovin’ as a super hero, and now Hit Girl shoots people in the face and calls them cunts? I usually take Mark Millar’s books with a grain of [...]
Oh, no! The Emo Avengers are here, and they’re going to read you horrible poetry and tell you about how no one but My Chemical Romance understands what they’re going through. I think Lil’ Wolvie just started cutting himself, and Spidey is writing a loud/quiet/loud song about Uncle Ben. As always, Wundy is hot, even [...]
Hey, I like comic books as much as the next guy (as long as “the next guy” is Comic Book Guy from the Simpsons) but I never realized just how much (creepy) rampant sex is in them. Thankfully, the gentlemen over at Cracked have set me straight. From Astro Boy’s oil changes, to Superman’s sex [...]
The folks over at Yuhmm have dug up an interesting article, just in time for Comic-Con, which is sex advice from comic book store clerks. OK, so it’s not really Comic Book Guy, but that’s just funnier. I’ve rounded up my favorite bits below – the best part is they’re pretty insightful and on-point, but [...]
That’s right, Nathan Dayspring Askani’san Christopher Charles Summers and Logan are seriously busy in the MU. If you even began to understand what that means, you are a geek. There’s a place for you, geekologie.com. They found this.
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