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Pac-Man Rap: Oh Shit It’s a Ghost!

Posted: September 4th, 2009 | Author: Drunkist | Filed under: Videos | Tags: , , , , | No Comments »

I suppose this video is worth watching for the Tupac joke alone, but the song’s damn catchy too. I can’t stop humming the chorus and imagining that I’m running away from Blinky, Pinky, Inky, and Clyde. [via b3ta]

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Patrick Duffy vs The World

Posted: July 14th, 2009 | Author: Drunkist | Filed under: Videos | Tags: , , | No Comments »

Ladies and Gentlemens, Patrick Muthafuggin Duffy. Did you hear me? This is the greatest Duffy-related piece of film to hit the…filmwaves…since Knot’s Landing, or whatever TV show he used to be on before Step by Step.

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Hawk Jones: One Heck of a Good Cop

Posted: July 14th, 2009 | Author: Drunkist | Filed under: Videos | Tags: , | No Comments »

This has the distinction of being the single greatest video I have ever seen on YouTube. Ever. It’s like Kindergarten Cop without any grownups, and it was made in 1986.  The fact no one would have the balls to make a movie like this nowadays is exactly why I hate Hollywood.

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Everything is Terrible [via Paul Scheer]


A Good Bloody Cartoon

Posted: July 10th, 2009 | Author: Drunkist | Filed under: Videos | Tags: , , | No Comments »

AKA “Splatter.” I’m pretty sure this is the awesomest thing I’ve seen today, and that’s saying something. Check out the Geekologie link below for extraordinary stills as well. I’ve always wanted to see Daffy Duck get his damned comeuppance.

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via Geekologie


The Dude Abides

Posted: July 1st, 2009 | Author: Drunkist | Filed under: Pictures | Tags: , , | No Comments »

Sometimes you eat the bar, and sometimes…well, he eats you.

Calmer Than You Are Dude

Calmer Than You Are Dude


RoboGeisha: The Movie Trailer, Perfected

Posted: June 30th, 2009 | Author: Drunkist | Filed under: Videos | Tags: , , , , | No Comments »

Hmmm, let’s see, this movie contains the following:

  • Robot Geishas
  • Creepy-ass Narrator
  • Bikini Swordfighing
  • A Geisha Army
  • Transformations that put that “Transformers” movie to shame
  • Fried Shrimp
  • Acid Breast Milk
  • Handicap Gun

It should be watched. But not at work. Certainly not at work.

via Chud


Do They Speak Munchkin in What?

Posted: June 24th, 2009 | Author: Drunkist | Filed under: Pictures | Tags: , , | No Comments »
The Great and Powerful

The Great and Powerful

I want this image to be the first thing I see when I wake up and the last thing I see before I go to bed.

via Burockracy