Looks like some marketing genius has finally come up with the real audience for boy bands – the pervs. This song is aimed at that lucrative sex offender market, and I think these guys are going to break big. Don’t judge until you watch it, judgy. [via CHUD]
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Wow, these people are frickin’ crazy when it comes to the Simpsons. I’m just saying – all I did to prove my fandom was get a life-sized tattoo of Matt Groening on my back. But seriously, Ani-Manga Maggie pr0n? For shame, sirs. For shame. Luckily we have Swaim and high-pitched, slowed-down Gilbert Gottfried to get [...]
OK, there’s nothing funny about people being pressured to do stuff they don’t want to do, either online or off. But if you have a controlling, dickhead boyfriend, I’m pretty sure it’s not in your best interest to give him a printed-out card with a cute saying on it. You know what you do? Go [...]
Oh, that Kermit, always on the bleeding edge of good taste. If I had half a set I’d link to the real Goatse pic so you could compare and contrast, but I won’t. That’s what Google’s for. Anyhoo…this one’s surprisingly SFW isn’t it?
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I have no idea who these people are, or why they’re singing about lady bits, but I almost spit my drink out on my keyboard.
via Rathergood
What do you tell a kid with two black eyes?
via Fail Blog (Thanks, Bitta)
It took 20 years, but being the man who wrote the Diff’rent Strokes theme song has finally paid off. Can you think of any other reason why Olivia would give him such a firm lip-shake? On a completely different note, I never, ever thought I’d wish I was Alan Thicke’s hands.
via TMZ (Thanks, Rich)
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I had so much fun with the Arseface Celebrity Lookalikes yesterday, I decided to run it today on a young, mask-free Jason Voorhees. I find it intriguing just how Hollywood handsome some of his lookalikes are…maybe he didn’t have to wear that mask after all. Winston Churchill is just a bonus, and as for Karolina [...]
I just found out about the celebrity lookalike tool over at My Heritage (via FNH). Of course, like any normal person would do, I plugged in everyone’s favorite Arseface, from the Preacher comics. I have no clue who Brian Littrell is, but I’m this close to feeling really, really bad for him.