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Unregistered Sex Offender: The Music Video

Drunkist November 12, 2009 0

Looks like some marketing genius has finally come up with the real audience for boy bands – the pervs. This song is aimed at that lucrative sex offender market, and I think these guys

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Creepy Simpsons Tributes

Drunkist September 21, 2009 0

Wow, these people are frickin’ crazy when it comes to the Simpsons. I’m just saying – all I did to prove my fandom was get a life-sized tattoo of Matt Groening on my back.

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Don’t Mess With My Pajama Pants

Drunkist August 4, 2009 0

OK, maybe I’m in a bad mood today, but I just saw the most irritating commercial in the world for That’sNotCool.com. Their hearts are in the right place, trying to stop cyberstalking and whatnot,

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I Never Get Pressured for Nude Pics

I Never Get Pressured for Nude Pics

Drunkist August 4, 2009 1

OK, there’s nothing funny about people being pressured to do stuff they don’t want to do, either online or off. But if you have a controlling, dickhead boyfriend, I’m pretty sure it’s not in

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Kermit Goatse

Kermit Goatse

Drunkist July 24, 2009 0

Oh, that Kermit, always on the bleeding edge of good taste. If I had half a set I’d link to the real Goatse pic so you could compare and contrast, but I won’t. That’s

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He Bite Me on My VaJayJay

Drunkist July 10, 2009 0

I have no idea who these people are, or why they’re singing about lady bits, but I almost spit my drink out on my keyboard. [flv]http://rathergood.com/content/bite/he_bite_me.flv[/flv] via Rathergood

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License Plate Fail

Drunkist July 9, 2009 0

What do you tell a kid with two black eyes? via Fail Blog (Thanks, Bitta)

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Alan Thicke Sucks Face With Olivia Munn

Drunkist July 9, 2009 0

It took 20 years, but being the man who wrote the Diff’rent Strokes theme song has finally paid off. Can you think of any other reason why Olivia would give him such a firm

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Celebrity Lookalike: Jason Voorhees

Celebrity Lookalike: Jason Voorhees

Drunkist July 9, 2009 0

I had so much fun with the Arseface Celebrity Lookalikes yesterday, I decided to run it today on a young, mask-free Jason Voorhees. I find it intriguing just how Hollywood handsome some of his

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Celebrity Lookalike: Arseface

Celebrity Lookalike: Arseface

Drunkist July 8, 2009 3

I just found out about the celebrity lookalike tool over at My Heritage (via FNH). Of course, like any normal person would do, I plugged in everyone’s favorite Arseface, from the Preacher comics. I

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