Drunkist on August 5th, 2009

My dad is constantly sending me forwards, and they tend toward the obscene – nudity without warning, dirty jokes, pro-Palin propaganda…you know the type. This video of roller skating babies is by far the most disturbing thing he’s inflicted on my inbox, without a doubt. I will never drink Evian again (not that I ever [...]

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Drunkist on July 23rd, 2009

On the surface, this is just a little peek at what white people in 1989 thought rap was about. Just below the surface, there were, apparently at that time at least, hetero males who pranced around in tank tops and vests and hawaiian shirts, dancing up on each other. But the real subtext of class, [...]

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Drunkist on July 23rd, 2009

I never thought I’d see anything Star Wars-related that made me cringe more than the oft whispered-about Holiday special. Turns out the creepy amalgamation of Bea Arthur, Life Day, and un-subtitled Wookies pales in comparison to watching horribly-costumed theme park employees gyrate to music from the late 90s. I feel like Jar Jar Binks just [...]

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Drunkist on July 11th, 2009

Yes, that Warner Herzog. The one who saved Joaquin Phoenix from the aftermath of a car wreck. Prepare for, in the words of the bard, “face melt.”
(Thanks, Carlos)

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