Karl Rove wants you to think of him as an American Hero. That’s why he’s putting out a book entitled “Courage and Consequence” – he wants you to think he’s more courageous and consequential than he actually is. Sadly, like most people whose opinion of themself is higher than it should be, Karl Rove is [...]
Watch out, haters – douchebags are taking the word back. Because remember, douches are cleansing and hygienic…like a fucking mint. Video highlights include: “making her airtight,” double shockers, chinstrap beard, beer pong, and enough body spray to kill a wildebeest. (Thanks for posting this to Facebook, Kevin)
Once again, FOD FTW, with their video about the pinnacle of douchebaggery, Bobby Bottleservice. He’s solving mysteries for the dude who came up with the douchiest clothing line (which I’m pretty sure is just a ripoff of Sailor Jerry threads but what the hell do I know?) to find, like, the sickest belt buckle ever. [...]
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FYI Kanye – no one hates you because you’re black. They hate you because you’re a douchebag.
“I’m a VIP cuz my table said so/I’m a use some roofies cuz the skank said no/I like my hair like I like my girl’s drink/spiked as FUCK.”
Garfunkel and Oates ain’t my usual bag in terms of musical stylings, and this one could’ve dropped a verse or two for length, but it’s clever and shit. [...]
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