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Project Courage And Consequence

Drunkist — Mon, 01 Feb 2010 18:47:20 +0000

Karl Rove wants you to think of him as an American Hero. That’s why he’s putting out a book entitled “Courage and Consequence” – he wants you to think he’s more courageous and consequential than he actually is. Sadly, like most people whose opinion of themself is higher than it should be, Karl Rove is actually a douchenozzle – or as the creators of Project Courage and Consequence call him, a “turdblossom.”

The mission of the Project is simple – release an album of anti-Rove music, and release it before his book comes out. They’re basically trying to saturate search results and “ruin Karl Rove’s special day.” We can’t think of anything more noble than that. So donate some money, get the record (and digital download) and just generally feel good about yourself. [Kickstarter via Blogspot; thanks for the link, Church]

PS – In other news, I’m only familiar with one of the bands on the comp – The Heavenly States – but I really dig them. Probably because the lead singer introduced me to Tenacious D before they became a one-note joke, and used to let me sleep on his couch. Even if I didn’t hate Rove, I’d cough up the cash just to support them.

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PSA: Douchebag Solidarity

Drunkist — Wed, 04 Nov 2009 18:17:59 +0000

Watch out, haters – douchebags are taking the word back. Because remember, douches are cleansing and hygienic…like a fucking mint. Video highlights include: “making her airtight,” double shockers, chinstrap beard, beer pong, and enough body spray to kill a wildebeest. (Thanks for posting this to Facebook, Kevin)

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Ed Hardy Boyz vs Sick Missing Belt Buckle

Drunkist — Mon, 12 Oct 2009 03:15:58 +0000

Once again, FOD FTW, with their video about the pinnacle of douchebaggery, Bobby Bottleservice. He’s solving mysteries for the dude who came up with the douchiest clothing line (which I’m pretty sure is just a ripoff of Sailor Jerry threads but what the hell do I know?) to find, like, the sickest belt buckle ever. Can’t wait for that Ed Hardy Vodka for Children event, where you at bro?

The Ed Hardy Boyz: The Case of the Missing Sick Belt Buckle from Jon Daly

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Kanye vs Sir Isaac Newton

Drunkist — Wed, 16 Sep 2009 15:46:39 +0000

FYI Kanye – no one hates you because you’re black. They hate you because you’re a douchebag.

He's Saying What We're All Thinking

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This Party Just Took a Turn for the Douche

Drunkist — Tue, 15 Sep 2009 01:24:05 +0000

“I’m a VIP cuz my table said so/I’m a use some roofies cuz the skank said no/I like my hair like I like my girl’s drink/spiked as FUCK.”

Garfunkel and Oates ain’t my usual bag in terms of musical stylings, and this one could’ve dropped a verse or two for length, but it’s clever and shit. The vid’s NSFW (for lyrics…they don’t take off their tops or nothin’…though that would’ve shown those douches.)

via Huffington Post (Thanks Shamus)

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