Those who know me know I like clever t-shirts. Here’s a little something that goes beyond clever to truth in advertising. This kid knows his target market, and he’s not afraid to get the word out there.
I have a very short to-do list lately. Actually when you boil it all down, there’s only one thing…making Kool-Aid wine. We’re not mixing grain alcohol into the fruity beverage here (which I was known to do in college) we’re fermenting actual Kool-Aid into actual wine. Hell yes.
Tosh.0 offered up 47 seconds of the greatest hits of booze, from the dude who re-drinks his own vomit to some chick who takes a header into a toilet. It was enough to put me off the booze for a while…at least until tomorrow after work. PS – I know it says “video not available” but click play anyway…it’ll work.
I’ve seen a lot of stuff when it comes to drinking, but this one made my stomach do those weird little flips, like when you’re trying to hit your flask at 60 mph on a roller coaster. I think I’ve encountered the only thing behind a bar I wouldn’t drink.
(full story including weed reviews by city at Metal Injection)
To perform this challenge, you will need:
One bong plus weed (and who doesn’t have that lying around?)
One bottle (or at least one shot) Weed Vodka [new window] or if you’re trying to be classy you can call it “Cannabis Vodka”
One whipit cracker or some other way to ingest CO2
A willingness to lose more brain cells than you already have One fucking METAL attitude and a desire to do some true cephalic carnage
One bearded guitar player and some eyebrow rings (optional)
All we know is we’re definitely going to start listening to more Cephalic Carnage (the band featured in the clip) from now on…mostly because we’re not sure how much longer they’ll be able to play their instruments.
We’re off getting drunk right now, but we’ll have a full, robust site up soon, so check back! Hopefully, it won’t smell too much like vomit around here…
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