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Help! There’s an Andy Dick in My House!

Posted: April 13th, 2010 | Author: DrunkistIII | Filed under: Videos | Tags: , , , | No Comments »

If you thought that Dr. Drew saved Andy Dick on Sober House, then buckle up for this completely awesome 911 call.


Drink Til You Want Me

Posted: August 23rd, 2009 | Author: Drunkist | Filed under: Pictures | Tags: , , , | No Comments »

Those who know me know I like clever t-shirts. Here’s a little something that goes beyond clever to truth in advertising. This kid knows his target market, and he’s not afraid to get the word out there.

from Dirty Stinking Drunk

Excuse Me Miss, Can I Get You Another Drink?

Excuse Me Ma'am (or Sir), Can I Get You Another Drink?


Vodka Tampons & Anal Beer Bongs

Posted: August 19th, 2009 | Author: Drunkist | Filed under: Pictures | Tags: , , , , | 3 Comments »

I have only one thing to say – YOU’RE DOING IT WRONG.

from Holy Taco

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To Do: Make Kool-Aid Wine

Posted: August 13th, 2009 | Author: Drunkist | Filed under: Detritus | Tags: , , , , | No Comments »

I have a very short to-do list lately. Actually when you boil it all down, there’s only one thing…making Kool-Aid wine. We’re not mixing grain alcohol into the fruity beverage here (which I was known to do in college) we’re fermenting actual Kool-Aid into actual wine. Hell yes.

wikiHow [via Martini Groove]

Oh Yeah! Let's Get Drunk on Wine Made Outta Me!

Oh Yeah! Let's Get Drunk on Wine Made Outta Me!


Worst Drinking Game Ever: Roofies Roulette

Posted: August 10th, 2009 | Author: Drunkist | Filed under: Videos | Tags: , , | No Comments »

You know those times when you go out drinking with friends, and you wake up the next day feeling a bit hung over but glad you went out? This isn’t one of those times.

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Alcohol’s Greatest Hits

Posted: August 2nd, 2009 | Author: Drunkist | Filed under: Videos | Tags: , , | No Comments »

Tosh.0 offered up 47 seconds of the greatest hits of booze, from the dude who re-drinks his own vomit to some chick who takes a header into a toilet. It was enough to put me off the booze for a while…at least until tomorrow after work. PS – I know it says “video not available” but click play anyway…it’ll work.


Drunken Yoga

Posted: July 24th, 2009 | Author: Drunkist | Filed under: Pictures | Tags: , , , | No Comments »

Apparently, I’ve been doing yoga all my adult life, without even knowing it. You don’t need tight pants, a mat, and a heated room. You just need to crawl to the bottom of a warm bottle of Jack Daniels.

I've Reached Enlightenment and I Can't Get Up!

I've Reached Enlightenment and I Can't Get Up!

More poses at Eat Liver

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