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Help! There’s an Andy Dick in My House!

DrunkistIII — Tue, 13 Apr 2010 22:22:19 +0000

If you thought that Dr. Drew saved Andy Dick on Sober House, then buckle up for this completely awesome 911 call.

Death Will Do Us Part if We Do Not Get This House

Drink Til You Want Me

Drunkist — Mon, 24 Aug 2009 01:52:32 +0000

Those who know me know I like clever t-shirts. Here’s a little something that goes beyond clever to truth in advertising. This kid knows his target market, and he’s not afraid to get the word out there.

from Dirty Stinking Drunk

Excuse Me Ma'am (or Sir), Can I Get You Another Drink?

Vodka Tampons & Anal Beer Bongs

Drunkist — Wed, 19 Aug 2009 21:45:38 +0000

I have only one thing to say – YOU’RE DOING IT WRONG.

from Holy Taco

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To Do: Make Kool-Aid Wine

Drunkist — Thu, 13 Aug 2009 19:48:42 +0000

I have a very short to-do list lately. Actually when you boil it all down, there’s only one thing…making Kool-Aid wine. We’re not mixing grain alcohol into the fruity beverage here (which I was known to do in college) we’re fermenting actual Kool-Aid into actual wine. Hell yes.

wikiHow [via Martini Groove]

Oh Yeah! Let's Get Drunk on Wine Made Outta Me!

Worst Drinking Game Ever: Roofies Roulette

Drunkist — Tue, 11 Aug 2009 02:38:50 +0000

You know those times when you go out drinking with friends, and you wake up the next day feeling a bit hung over but glad you went out? This isn’t one of those times.

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Alcohol’s Greatest Hits

Drunkist — Sun, 02 Aug 2009 22:18:04 +0000

Tosh.0 offered up 47 seconds of the greatest hits of booze, from the dude who re-drinks his own vomit to some chick who takes a header into a toilet. It was enough to put me off the booze for a while…at least until tomorrow after work. PS – I know it says “video not available” but click play anyway…it’ll work.

Drunken Yoga

Drunkist — Fri, 24 Jul 2009 17:28:53 +0000

Apparently, I’ve been doing yoga all my adult life, without even knowing it. You don’t need tight pants, a mat, and a heated room. You just need to crawl to the bottom of a warm bottle of Jack Daniels.

I've Reached Enlightenment and I Can't Get Up!

More poses at Eat Liver

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