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Kermit Goatse

Posted: July 24th, 2009 | Author: Drunkist | Filed under: Pictures | Tags: , , , | No Comments »

Oh, that Kermit, always on the bleeding edge of good taste. If I had half a set I’d link to the real Goatse pic so you could compare and contrast, but I won’t. That’s what Google’s for. Anyhoo…this one’s surprisingly SFW isn’t it?

Why, Kermit? Why?

Why, Kermit? Why?

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Dancing With the Star Wars

Posted: July 23rd, 2009 | Author: Drunkist | Filed under: Videos | Tags: , , , | 1 Comment »

I never thought I’d see anything Star Wars-related that made me cringe more than the oft whispered-about Holiday special. Turns out the creepy amalgamation of Bea Arthur, Life Day, and un-subtitled Wookies pales in comparison to watching horribly-costumed theme park employees gyrate to music from the late 90s. I feel like Jar Jar Binks just bust a nut inside my eye, to show me where he comes from. I double-Dewback dare you to make it through all 12 minutes.

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Thanks a lot, Geekologie


Drunk Dude Does Mat Shot

Posted: July 13th, 2009 | Author: Drunkist | Filed under: Videos | Tags: , , | 1 Comment »

I’ve seen a lot of stuff when it comes to drinking, but this one made my stomach do those weird little flips, like when you’re trying to hit your flask at 60 mph on a roller coaster. I think I’ve encountered the only thing behind a bar I wouldn’t drink.

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How Google Will Destroy the World

Posted: July 13th, 2009 | Author: Drunkist | Filed under: Pictures | Tags: , , | No Comments »

I’ve had a not-so-secret theory for years that Google is trying to kill me. Otherwise, why would they be so up-front with their “Do No Evil” mantra? Because they’ve got their platinum-plated fingers crossed behind their 24 carat backs, that’s why!

Even the Name Cloud Computing Makes Sense Now!

Even the Name 'Cloud Computing' Makes Sense Now!

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Girls are Evil?

Posted: July 2nd, 2009 | Author: Drunkist | Filed under: Detritus | Tags: , , | No Comments »

Don’t blame the messenger…I just respected the math it took to get there.

Can You Calculate Exactly How Evil?

Can You Calculate Exactly How Evil?