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Slayer Vs Sesame Street

Posted: July 2nd, 2009 | Author: Drunkist | Filed under: Detritus | Tags: , , | 1 Comment »

I could watch Grover play those blistering guitar licks ALL DAY. And Ernie’s drumming? That’s fucking metal right there.

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(Thanks Carlos)


Finally, a Candidate I Can Get Behind

Posted: July 2nd, 2009 | Author: Drunkist | Filed under: Detritus | Tags: , , | No Comments »

A little permafrost never hurt anybody.

I had this idea years ago...

I had this idea years ago...


Mastodon Oblivion Video

Posted: June 30th, 2009 | Author: Drunkist | Filed under: Videos | Tags: , | No Comments »

Mastodon’s last video was awesome. It had ancient kings, yeti, and spelunking (or is that mountaineering?). This one is equally awesome, but with astronauts and HAL 9000 and astronauts. These guys can’t lose.

Mastodon "Oblivion"

@MastodonRocks


Headbanging While Making Fire

Posted: June 26th, 2009 | Author: Drunkist | Filed under: Videos | Tags: | No Comments » YouTube Preview Image

As far as I’m concerned, the Internet can pack up and go home because this is the greatest video ever.*

*Greatest video ever that includes a blue speedo, silent headbanging, and a canoe paddle.


Weed Vodka Challenge

Posted: June 24th, 2009 | Author: Drunkist | Filed under: Pictures | Tags: , , , , , , | 2 Comments »

more about “Cephalic Bong Rip“, posted with vodpod

(full story including weed reviews by city at Metal Injection)

To perform this challenge, you will need:

  • One bong plus weed (and who doesn’t have that lying around?)
  • One bottle (or at least one shot) Weed Vodka [new window] or if you’re trying to be classy you can call it “Cannabis Vodka”
  • One whipit cracker or some other way to ingest CO2
  • A willingness to lose more brain cells than you already have One fucking METAL attitude and a desire to do some true cephalic carnage
  • One bearded guitar player and some eyebrow rings (optional)

All we know is we’re definitely going to start listening to more Cephalic Carnage (the band featured in the clip) from now on…mostly because we’re not sure how much longer they’ll be able to play their instruments.

(Thanks for the link, Carlos)