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The Greatest Music Video Ever Made

Drunkist — Tue, 17 May 2011 23:56:52 +0000

I don’t ask much, but all I ask is that in my next life I get to come back as a gallon of milk that gets run over by these guys. Watch this video and weep, MTV. (Thanks, Fredimus Maximus)

Edit – Oh, ps – it’s called “Wires” by Red Fang.

YouTube – Red Fang – Wires [Official Video].

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Black Metal Pad Thai

Drunkist — Thu, 12 May 2011 20:09:33 +0000

The only way to make pad thai is to make it fucking METAL. And vegan, of course…

Vegan Black Metal Chef: growling your way through dinner – Boing Boing.

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Christmas Caroling With GWAR

Drunkist — Tue, 21 Dec 2010 19:14:00 +0000

There is nothing left to be said about this video. I may need to dual-box this and the Slayer Christmas lights on repeat from December 24-26, however.

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‘Raining Blood’ Christmas Light Show

Drunkist — Thu, 02 Dec 2010 20:14:48 +0000

I don’t know who takes the time to sync their house’s Christmas lights with Slayer’s “Raining Blood,” but I want to live next door to them. All I want for Christmas is Slayer!! (Thanks Daun)

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Slayer Vs Sesame Street

Drunkist — Thu, 02 Jul 2009 20:37:45 +0000

I could watch Grover play those blistering guitar licks ALL DAY. And Ernie’s drumming? That’s fucking metal right there.

(Thanks Carlos)

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Mastodon Oblivion Video

Drunkist — Tue, 30 Jun 2009 11:35:16 +0000

Mastodon’s last video was awesome. It had ancient kings, yeti, and spelunking (or is that mountaineering?). This one is equally awesome, but with astronauts and HAL 9000 and astronauts. These guys can’t lose.

Mastodon "Oblivion"

@MastodonRocks

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Headbanging While Making Fire

Drunkist — Fri, 26 Jun 2009 16:04:30 +0000

As far as I’m concerned, the Internet can pack up and go home because this is the greatest video ever.*

*Greatest video ever that includes a blue speedo, silent headbanging, and a canoe paddle.

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Weed Vodka Challenge

Drunkist — Wed, 24 Jun 2009 19:09:27 +0000

more about “Cephalic Bong Rip“, posted with vodpod

(full story including weed reviews by city at Metal Injection)

To perform this challenge, you will need:

One bong plus weed (and who doesn’t have that lying around?)
One bottle (or at least one shot) Weed Vodka [new window] or if you’re trying to be classy you can call it “Cannabis Vodka”
One whipit cracker or some other way to ingest CO2
A willingness to lose more brain cells than you already have One fucking METAL attitude and a desire to do some true cephalic carnage
One bearded guitar player and some eyebrow rings (optional)

All we know is we’re definitely going to start listening to more Cephalic Carnage (the band featured in the clip) from now on…mostly because we’re not sure how much longer they’ll be able to play their instruments.

(Thanks for the link, Carlos)

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