It’s funny because it’s not what they’re really saying. Though I could have missed the “Warp me to Halifax” Star Trek TNG episode, I suppose. But the real magic here is the occasional lapses in Zeppelin for no apparent reason. And the fact that Data says “Watch me eat 450 fucking hard boiled eggs.” That’s [...]
Watch out, haters – douchebags are taking the word back. Because remember, douches are cleansing and hygienic…like a fucking mint. Video highlights include: “making her airtight,” double shockers, chinstrap beard, beer pong, and enough body spray to kill a wildebeest. (Thanks for posting this to Facebook, Kevin)
Would you forget it! I’ve tried that already!
“Ah, Niko Bellic. 72 counts of vehicular homicide, 344 counts of firearm offenses, 25,719 counts of grand theft auto. You shot up a diner with an assault rifle. You blew up a school bus with a rocket launcher…Give up your weapons, and your body armor, and get the hell out of here.” What’s not to [...]
Wow, these people are frickin’ crazy when it comes to the Simpsons. I’m just saying – all I did to prove my fandom was get a life-sized tattoo of Matt Groening on my back. But seriously, Ani-Manga Maggie pr0n? For shame, sirs. For shame. Luckily we have Swaim and high-pitched, slowed-down Gilbert Gottfried to get [...]
I suppose this video is worth watching for the Tupac joke alone, but the song’s damn catchy too. I can’t stop humming the chorus and imagining that I’m running away from Blinky, Pinky, Inky, and Clyde. [via b3ta]
Those who know me know I like clever t-shirts. Here’s a little something that goes beyond clever to truth in advertising. This kid knows his target market, and he’s not afraid to get the word out there.
from Dirty Stinking Drunk
Well, I guess that kind of goes without saying, but don’t worry – this isn’t some kind of screed about how they never play music anymore. That dead horse has already made it through the closed barn door…or whatever. I’m saying they’re idiots because if any of these four videos actually made it onto a [...]
I have to say, Jeremy Piven has plummeted on the Drunkist scale, from his nosebleed-inducing PCU heights to basically, as far as I can tell, turning into a big, giant douche nozzle. His chance at redemption is The Goods. Based on this clip it’s got a chance to be frickin’ hilarious, even if it’s only [...]
Have you ladies been looking for “the tampon you can show to people?” Well, time travel back to 1970s Britain and pick up some Flovia. OK, maybe this commercial isn’t really from the 70s but it’s pretty damn funny. My favorite line is “It’s trying to absorb my eyes!”
via b3ta
PR: wait…
I: wait…
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