Fuck Me, Ray Bradbury

The title of this video says it all, really. Houston, we have a Throblem.

Dwight David Honeycutt for Conway School Board

I’m a little behind the 8 ball on this one since it came out last year, but I thought i should post it because it’s the GREATEST VIDEO IN THE HISTORY OF THE INTERNET. I know I have said this before. I was wrong. Dwight David Honeycutt is why the Internet was invented. [via FoD; thanks for the link Bitta]

David After Dentist vs Super Troopers

Now this is a mashup I can get behind. “Do you know why I pulled you over?” “I ONLY HAVE TWO FINGERS!!1!”

Jonas Brothers Go Death Metal

I’ve never been a big fan of the Jonas Brothers, but that’s probably because I’ve never actually listened to them. If I’d know they do songs like this, I’d have given them a shot. You should also check out the new directions taken by Lady Gaga (metal) and Metallica (smooth jazz).

Star Trek: Happy in Paraguay

It’s funny because it’s not what they’re really saying. Though I could have missed the “Warp me to Halifax” Star Trek TNG episode, I suppose. But the real magic here is the occasional lapses in Zeppelin for no apparent reason. And the fact that Data says “Watch me eat 450 fucking hard boiled eggs.” That’s cool too. (Thanks for the link, Tom)

PSA: Douchebag Solidarity

Watch out, haters – douchebags are taking the word back. Because remember, douches are cleansing and hygienic…like a fucking mint. Video highlights include: “making her airtight,” double shockers, chinstrap beard, beer pong, and enough body spray to kill a wildebeest. (Thanks for posting this to Facebook, Kevin)

Overheard on the Death Star

I’m apparently all Star Wars all the time lately, but can you blame me? People keep putting out hilarious or otherwise creative shit that dwarfs all of the first three episodes and the shitty re-releases. This video’s more creative than “Greedo shoots first,” anyway. [via Today's Big Thing]

Grand Theft Auto: Precinct

“Ah, Niko Bellic. 72 counts of vehicular homicide, 344 counts of firearm offenses, 25,719 counts of grand theft auto. You shot up a diner with an assault rifle. You blew up a school bus with a rocket launcher…Give up your weapons, and your body armor, and get the hell out of here.” What’s not to love about the Liberty City police department?

Atom [via The Awesomer]

Grand Theft Auto Precinct

Creepy Simpsons Tributes

Wow, these people are frickin’ crazy when it comes to the Simpsons. I’m just saying – all I did to prove my fandom was get a life-sized tattoo of Matt Groening on my back. But seriously, Ani-Manga Maggie pr0n? For shame, sirs. For shame. Luckily we have Swaim and high-pitched, slowed-down Gilbert Gottfried to get us through this video.

Pac-Man Rap: Oh Shit It’s a Ghost!

I suppose this video is worth watching for the Tupac joke alone, but the song’s damn catchy too. I can’t stop humming the chorus and imagining that I’m running away from Blinky, Pinky, Inky, and Clyde. [via b3ta]