Those who know me know I like clever t-shirts. Here’s a little something that goes beyond clever to truth in advertising. This kid knows his target market, and he’s not afraid to get the word out there.
from Dirty Stinking Drunk
Excuse Me Ma'am (or Sir), Can I Get You Another Drink?
Well, I guess that kind of goes without saying, but don’t worry – this isn’t some kind of screed about how they never play music anymore. That dead horse has already made it through the closed barn door…or whatever. I’m saying they’re idiots because if any of these four videos actually made it onto a desk at MTV and they rejected them…they deserve whatever they get. These videos are fried gold – the Batman one is Drunkist approved.
Fatal Farm [via Today's Big Thing]
I have to say, Jeremy Piven has plummeted on the Drunkist scale, from his nosebleed-inducing PCU heights to basically, as far as I can tell, turning into a big, giant douche nozzle. His chance at redemption is The Goods. Based on this clip it’s got a chance to be frickin’ hilarious, even if it’s only good because of Will Ferrell and the other folks in it.
As an aside, I someday hope to get a chance say the words “I’ll roll myself into an aerodynamic tuck and use the dildo to cushion my fall” in normal conversation.
from Funny or Die
(Thanks, Carlos)
Have you ladies been looking for “the tampon you can show to people?” Well, time travel back to 1970s Britain and pick up some Flovia. OK, maybe this commercial isn’t really from the 70s but it’s pretty damn funny. My favorite line is “It’s trying to absorb my eyes!”
via b3ta
“Mr. Verizon CEO, I’m in your front yard with a bullhorn, talking about your company’s crappy privacy protection. Can you hear me now?”
At first, my favorite part was when he plugged the bullhorn into a guitar amp. Then, it was when the neighbors sicced the dog on him.
via e-2e security
This video is a go-to for me whenever I want to watch Norwegians in track suits play cover songs using appliances for instruments. Happens more often than you think, actually.
If that one’s not enough, check it out when they play the same song at little Jennifer’s birthday party. Lucky little bitch.
Daniel Tosh’s new show is pretty friggin hilarious, and I’m particularly fond of his latest bit – “Is it Racist?” Check out the original video below, and you can head over to the Tosh.0 blog to watch Tosh’s response video and vote on whether either’s racist. Y’know, if that’s your thing.
Or you could just count the number of times the gentleman says “been had money.” Get out your abacus.
I have no idea who these people are, or why they’re singing about lady bits, but I almost spit my drink out on my keyboard.
http://rathergood.com/content/bite/he_bite_me.flvvia Rathergood
While I’m at it, let’s check out some awkward racism! Some of it is awkward attempts to not appear racist, in either case, what we’re talking about is something awkward. Thanks, 11points.com!!
This is perhaps the greatest email exchange in the history of wacky neighbors. The only thing that could make this better would be a court transciript.
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