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Grand Theft Auto: Precinct

Drunkist October 7, 2009 0

“Ah, Niko Bellic. 72 counts of vehicular homicide, 344 counts of firearm offenses, 25,719 counts of grand theft auto. You shot up a diner with an assault rifle. You blew up a school bus

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Creepy Simpsons Tributes

Drunkist September 21, 2009 0

Wow, these people are frickin’ crazy when it comes to the Simpsons. I’m just saying – all I did to prove my fandom was get a life-sized tattoo of Matt Groening on my back.

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Pac-Man Rap: Oh Shit It’s a Ghost!

Drunkist September 4, 2009 0

I suppose this video is worth watching for the Tupac joke alone, but the song’s damn catchy too. I can’t stop humming the chorus and imagining that I’m running away from Blinky, Pinky, Inky,

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Drink Til You Want Me

Drunkist August 23, 2009 0

Those who know me know I like clever t-shirts. Here’s a little something that goes beyond clever to truth in advertising. This kid knows his target market, and he’s not afraid to get the

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MTV Executives are Idiots

Drunkist August 23, 2009 0

Well, I guess that kind of goes without saying, but don’t worry – this isn’t some kind of screed about how they never play music anymore. That dead horse has already made it through

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What Happened in Albequerque?

Drunkist August 11, 2009 1

I have to say, Jeremy Piven has plummeted on the Drunkist scale, from his nosebleed-inducing PCU heights to basically, as far as I can tell, turning into a big, giant douche nozzle. His chance

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1970s British Tampon Commercial

1970s British Tampon Commercial

Drunkist July 31, 2009 0

Have you ladies been looking for “the tampon you can show to people?” Well, time travel back to 1970s Britain and pick up some Flovia. OK, maybe this commercial isn’t really from the 70s

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Verizon Wireless Privacy Prank

Drunkist July 30, 2009 0

“Mr. Verizon CEO, I’m in your front yard with a bullhorn, talking about your company’s crappy privacy protection. Can you hear me now?” At first, my favorite part was when he plugged the bullhorn

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Hurra Torpedo: Total Eclipse of the Heart

Drunkist July 14, 2009 0

This video is a go-to for me whenever I want to watch Norwegians in track suits play cover songs using appliances for instruments.  Happens more often than you think, actually. If that one’s not

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Is It Racist?

Drunkist July 11, 2009 0

Daniel Tosh’s new show is pretty friggin hilarious, and I’m particularly fond of his latest bit – “Is it Racist?” Check out the original video below, and you can head over to the Tosh.0

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