This…this is horrible. Like awful. But the worst thing is, I can’t even say it’s the most poorly-written comic I’ve ever read. Still…it’s pretty close. 4:44 on is pretty much the defining part, but you have to slog through those first five minutes to really get the tone.
(Thanks, Naughton)
Last week we showed you the Zero Punctuation Prototype review, in which he compared Prototype and inFamous and couldn’t bring himself to declare a winner between the two. Instead, he sent a challenge to both companies throwing down the gauntlet that they submit a picture of each other’s hero in women’s clothing. Below are the [...]
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Commentary Idea One: Your mission, Comrade Mario, should you choose to accept it (and you will), is to stomp hell out of mushrooms. And maybe use hammer. Sorry, no Luigi. He is traitor.
Commentary Idea Two: In Soviet Russia, mushroom eats YOU!
Whichever commentary you like, this maybe would be the best Mario game ever created.
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This is serious, people. What if you were trying to brush your teeth and a 9mm handgun came out of your inventory instead? Think about it.
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As always, Zero Punctuation is quite pithy this week. Glad to hear his new vagina is growing in well. All in all it makes me want to play Sims 3 as a homeless person like good old Alice & Kev.
Prototype and inFamous go head to head, wolvie-berserk style. Yeah, I know this is a week old. Suck it.
For some reason, I’m missing the gene that allows me to read captchas (that little image where you have to type the words to prove to a website that you’re human) well. It might be because my eyesight’s going, or it might be because I’m not human. Either way I found a great way to [...]