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Doom Comic Movie Slideshow

Drunkist — Tue, 07 Jul 2009 17:49:01 +0000

This…this is horrible. Like awful. But the worst thing is, I can’t even say it’s the most poorly-written comic I’ve ever read. Still…it’s pretty close. 4:44 on is pretty much the defining part, but you have to slog through those first five minutes to really get the tone.

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(Thanks, Naughton)

Prototype vs inFamous Image Challenge

Drunkist — Tue, 07 Jul 2009 15:03:54 +0000

Last week we showed you the Zero Punctuation Prototype review, in which he compared Prototype and inFamous and couldn’t bring himself to declare a winner between the two. Instead, he sent a challenge to both companies throwing down the gauntlet that they submit a picture of each other’s hero in women’s clothing. Below are the two submissions; go to Escapist to find out the winner:

Cole McGrath vs Mardi Gras

Alex Mercer on a Unicorn

The People’s Mario

Drunkist — Thu, 02 Jul 2009 16:00:16 +0000

Commentary Idea One: Your mission, Comrade Mario, should you choose to accept it (and you will), is to stomp hell out of mushrooms. And maybe use hammer. Sorry, no Luigi. He is traitor.

Commentary Idea Two: In Soviet Russia, mushroom eats YOU!

Whichever commentary you like, this maybe would be the best Mario game ever created.

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See it in full-sized glory here.

First Person Shooter Disorder

Drunkist — Thu, 02 Jul 2009 15:17:52 +0000

This is serious, people. What if you were trying to brush your teeth and a 9mm handgun came out of your inventory instead? Think about it.

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via BuzzFeed

Zero Punctuation: The Sims 3

Drunkist — Wed, 01 Jul 2009 19:34:44 +0000

As always, Zero Punctuation is quite pithy this week. Glad to hear his new vagina is growing in well. All in all it makes me want to play Sims 3 as a homeless person like good old Alice & Kev.

Zero Punctuation Review – Prototype

Drunkist — Tue, 30 Jun 2009 13:53:28 +0000

Prototype and inFamous go head to head, wolvie-berserk style. Yeah, I know this is a week old. Suck it.

Captcha Invaders Game

Drunkist — Fri, 26 Jun 2009 16:37:05 +0000

For some reason, I’m missing the gene that allows me to read captchas (that little image where you have to type the words to prove to a website that you’re human) well. It might be because my eyesight’s going, or it might be because I’m not human. Either way I found a great way to practice with Captcha Invaders – you just type in the code correctly and it fires a rocket at an alien spaceship. Much more gratifying than using it to log onto my bank’s website or something. Fun and useful!

@E4 Games