Drunkist on January 19th, 2010

For our younger readers:

A “VCR” was a magical device, similar to your “Blu-Ray” that allowed grainy pictures to display on your television. If you were lucky, your VCR had “Tracking +4″ so the picture never got squiggly and weird.

Never let anyone show you his “Manscorpion.” Seriously. And if someone does, tell an adult [...]

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Drunkist on December 22nd, 2009

I don’t know much, but I do know this is the first goddamn Nic Cage movie I’ve wanted to see in about 20 years. First we had McLovin’ as a super hero, and now Hit Girl shoots people in the face and calls them cunts? I usually take Mark Millar’s books with a grain of [...]

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Drunkist on December 4th, 2009

It’s funny because it’s not what they’re really saying. Though I could have missed the “Warp me to Halifax” Star Trek TNG episode, I suppose. But the real magic here is the occasional lapses in Zeppelin for no apparent reason. And the fact that Data says “Watch me eat 450 fucking hard boiled eggs.” That’s [...]

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Drunkist on October 7th, 2009

“Ah, Niko Bellic. 72 counts of vehicular homicide, 344 counts of firearm offenses, 25,719 counts of grand theft auto. You shot up a diner with an assault rifle. You blew up a school bus with a rocket launcher…Give up your weapons, and your body armor, and get the hell out of here.” What’s not to [...]

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Drunkist on September 30th, 2009

Cuz it’s hardcore! You throw eggs at birds! Keys make evil faces come out! This is not your grandfather’s Super Mario 2, that’s for sure! I only made it like halfway through this, but that’s probably because I only made it halfway through Super Mario 2…my secret shame. I do agree, however, that Toad gets [...]

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Drunkist on September 21st, 2009

Wow, these people are frickin’ crazy when it comes to the Simpsons. I’m just saying – all I did to prove my fandom was get a life-sized tattoo of Matt Groening on my back. But seriously, Ani-Manga Maggie pr0n? For shame, sirs. For shame. Luckily we have Swaim and high-pitched, slowed-down Gilbert Gottfried to get [...]

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Drunkist on September 4th, 2009

I suppose this video is worth watching for the Tupac joke alone, but the song’s damn catchy too. I can’t stop humming the chorus and imagining that I’m running away from Blinky, Pinky, Inky, and Clyde. [via b3ta]

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Drunkist on September 1st, 2009

Hey, I like comic books as much as the next guy (as long as “the next guy” is Comic Book Guy from the Simpsons) but I never realized just how much (creepy) rampant sex is in them. Thankfully, the gentlemen over at Cracked have set me straight. From Astro Boy’s oil changes, to Superman’s sex [...]

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Drunkist on August 24th, 2009

There are 10 hot video game characters in that little link down there. You can keep your DOA volleyball girls, and your Lara Croft – I’m only including the one who’s made my stony little heart palpitate for the last 25 years or so. TLA Ms. Pac.
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Drunkist on August 10th, 2009

I’m not the most socially-apt dude on the planet, but I’m guessing that a kid who can solve two Rubik’s Cubes while playing Guitar Hero on Expert mode (nice version of Mr. Crowley btw) could use a few friends. That’s why instead of making fun of him I’m going to send him an Internet hug [...]

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