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Kid Breaks Leg at Blizzcon 2010 Dance Contest

Drunkist — Sat, 23 Oct 2010 13:57:41 +0000

Not that I’m a wicked nerd or anything, but I payed my 40 bucks to watch the Blizzcon 2010 stream last night, and it might have been the best money I ever spent. Not only were there game announcements and your assorted real business, they followed it up with a costume contest and a dance contest.

This poor kid tried to do the “Undead Male” dance in the contest, and in the midst of hideous flailing he fell and told host Jay Mohr he broke his leg. If he really broke it, I feel bad for him. If he didn’t break it and just played possum because he was embarrassed, I feel REALLY bad for what the Internets are going to do to him.

Schadenfreude Moment: The mortified look of impending Internet mockery on his face as he’s carried off by stage hands.

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MS Paint Satan

Drunkist — Mon, 04 Oct 2010 20:25:10 +0000

Who knew Satan was such a Big Lebowski Fan?

Pederast, dude.

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MS Paint Snooki Quotes Untouchables

Drunkist — Sun, 03 Oct 2010 19:03:06 +0000

More like just like a “Guidette” to miss the gunfight entirely. This is the most terrible picture I’ve done, on so many levels.

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MS Paint Talk Like a Pirate Day

Drunkist — Sun, 19 Sep 2010 16:28:42 +0000

Yes. Actually I’m a friend of his, he asked me to meet him here.

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MS Paint Robocop

Drunkist — Sat, 18 Sep 2010 19:31:41 +0000

Let me know when these get old…I think the theme is developing tho. Also, looks like i f’d up the top border there but you get the picture. Also it’s quite possible Robocop did not have the red dot that slid back and forth in his mask – I may be mixing him up with KITT from Knight Ryder.

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MS Paint Boba Fett: It Rubs the Lotion on its Skin

Drunkist — Sat, 18 Sep 2010 19:06:32 +0000

Keeping up with the Star Wars theme here – and revealing a slightly darker side of the badass bounty hunter.

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MS Paint R2D2

Drunkist — Fri, 17 Sep 2010 20:27:37 +0000

Not to get all Exploding Dog on you, but I have already been asked to draw R2D2 thanks to the excellent response to Mr. T. So…here you go.

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MS Paint Mr. T

Drunkist — Fri, 17 Sep 2010 20:03:23 +0000

Because the world has been crying out for an MS Paint version of former celebrities, I present to you my version of Mr. T.

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Nice Turtleneck, Dragonmaster

Drunkist — Tue, 19 Jan 2010 14:39:43 +0000

For our younger readers:

A “VCR” was a magical device, similar to your “Blu-Ray” that allowed grainy pictures to display on your television. If you were lucky, your VCR had “Tracking +4″ so the picture never got squiggly and weird.
Never let anyone show you his “Manscorpion.” Seriously. And if someone does, tell an adult you trust right away.
This game, Dragonstrike, was never cool. Ever. In fact, even D&D players would have tried to beat you up for playing. Think about that.
Come to think of it, no game that involved the use of a VCR was ever cool. Period.
Black turtlenecks have always been cool, especially if you wear them in front of a black screen.

[via Everything is Terrible]

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Kick-Ass Red Band Trailer

Drunkist — Tue, 22 Dec 2009 16:21:30 +0000

I don’t know much, but I do know this is the first goddamn Nic Cage movie I’ve wanted to see in about 20 years. First we had McLovin’ as a super hero, and now Hit Girl shoots people in the face and calls them cunts? I usually take Mark Millar’s books with a grain of salt – a big bloody grain of salt. I’m just hoping this doesn’t go the route of the Wanted movie and suck all the cool shit out of the original idea. And if there’s a goddamned Loom of Fate in this one I’m driving to Hollywood with nothing but adult diapers and shotguns in the trunk. (via Film School Rejects)

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