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Star Trek: Happy in Paraguay
It’s funny because it’s not what they’re really saying. Though I could have missed the “Warp me to Halifax” Star Trek TNG episode, I suppose. But the real magic here is the occasional lapses
Read More »Grand Theft Auto: Precinct
“Ah, Niko Bellic. 72 counts of vehicular homicide, 344 counts of firearm offenses, 25,719 counts of grand theft auto. You shot up a diner with an assault rifle. You blew up a school bus
Read More »Super Mario 2 for Hardcore Mofos
Cuz it’s hardcore! You throw eggs at birds! Keys make evil faces come out! This is not your grandfather’s Super Mario 2, that’s for sure! I only made it like halfway through this, but
Read More »Creepy Simpsons Tributes
Wow, these people are frickin’ crazy when it comes to the Simpsons. I’m just saying – all I did to prove my fandom was get a life-sized tattoo of Matt Groening on my back.
Read More »Pac-Man Rap: Oh Shit It’s a Ghost!
I suppose this video is worth watching for the Tupac joke alone, but the song’s damn catchy too. I can’t stop humming the chorus and imagining that I’m running away from Blinky, Pinky, Inky,
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Creepy Comic Book Sex Scenarios
Hey, I like comic books as much as the next guy (as long as “the next guy” is Comic Book Guy from the Simpsons) but I never realized just how much (creepy) rampant sex
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10 Sexiest Video Game Characters
There are 10 hot video game characters in that little link down there. You can keep your DOA volleyball girls, and your Lara Croft – I’m only including the one who’s made my stony
Read More »What it Sounds Like When Geeks Cry
I’m not the most socially-apt dude on the planet, but I’m guessing that a kid who can solve two Rubik’s Cubes while playing Guitar Hero on Expert mode (nice version of Mr. Crowley btw)
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Ice-T Repairs His Mac…With a Hammer
I’m a Mac! And I’m Ice-T! Fwang, bash, krak! That, my friends, is how the O.G. fixes his computer. I sort of wish he’d gotten Evil E over to treat it like a renegade
Read More »Webcycle (aka Nerdcycle)
Two British geeks geniuses have invented a stationary bike that powers your internet. The faster you pedal, the faster your Web surfing goes. Say good bye to cellulite, basement dwellers everywhere. I would recommend
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