Drunkist » jacko http://www.drunkist.com Your Workday Hangover Remedy Since mid-2009 Wed, 01 Feb 2012 05:23:55 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 Billie Tweets http://www.drunkist.com/detritus/billie-tweets/265/ http://www.drunkist.com/detritus/billie-tweets/265/#comments Mon, 06 Jul 2009 17:07:17 +0000 Drunkist http://www.drunkist.com/?p=265
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]]> I think we’ve finally found the only thing Twitter is good for. (Other than, you know, Iranian elections and stuff).

www.billietweets.com

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]]> Jon Stewart calls for a post-mortem moratorium on derisive nicknames. Makes us feel kind of bad about the “jacko” tag now.

The Daily Show With Jon Stewart Mon – Thurs 11p / 10c
Intro – RIP Jacko Nickname
thedailyshow.com
Daily Show
Full Episodes		 Political Humor Jason Jones in Iran

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]]> http://www.drunkist.com/videos/can-a-brother-get-a-mr-jackson/151/feed/ 0 Michael Jackson’s lost video http://www.drunkist.com/videos/michael-jacksons-lost-video/136/ http://www.drunkist.com/videos/michael-jacksons-lost-video/136/#comments Mon, 29 Jun 2009 22:20:20 +0000 Drunkist Jr. http://www.drunkist.com/?p=136
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]]> I’m not the world’s biggest Michael Jackson fan, but I didn’t realize that EVERY FAMOUS PERSON IN 1989 WAS HIS CLOSE PERSONAL FRIEND!

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]]> Yes, but how did Michael Jackson touch you?

Michael Touched Me! Shirt
“From fronting the Jackson 5 to his Off the Wall introduction of the Moonwalk and his infamous white rhinestone glove, the King of Pop touched millions across the world. This limited edition tee is a real Thriller. Ow!”
Hey, I’d wear it.

How Michael Jackson Touched Me as a Child #1
“Even when Michael Jackson’s dead body is 40 thousand years of funky, no one will be able to say. The secret to that kind of shit goes to the grave with the genius who brought it into the world.”
Actually, his body is just going to explode into tiny cloud of SARS and drift away…

How Michael Jackson Touched Me as a Child #2
“I was seven years old, and this was the best thing that had ever happened to me. “
I can see why it would be…I’m sure he had soft hands.

Michael Jackson Touched my Pee Pee
“Hey, I got free ice cream when I was a kid.”
Horrible Standup Comedy + Michael Jackson Jokes = TLA.

Araluvceline
“Michael touched my heart and heals it with his peaceful and humble soul, Besides loving MJ I am Celine Dion’s #1 fan.”
I, on the other hand, would love to beat Celine Dion to death with Michael Jackson’s corpse. That’s why it takes all kinds, I guess.

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]]> Contrary to popular belief, I did not kill Michael Jackson.
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