I say “thank Jebus there are bigger nerds out there than me.” That being said, this dude would probably get the change from my 89 cent Taco Bell Burrito if I walked past him on the street. Mostly because I’d be afraid he’d shoot me if I didn’t.
More Tragic Effects of Gamma Rays...
Ok, so apparently this is completely different from the “celebrity lookalike” posts I’ve been doing all week. This pic is from “Celebalikes,” a website that purports to have…well…celebrity lookalikes. And while I love the fact they have a Will Oldham lookalike, and that they perceive a need for a Will Oldham lookalike…welll. Let’s just say I’m balding, fat, and bearded too but I don’t try to tell people I used to be Palace Brothers.
HOWEVER – After some reflection, I’ve decided if given half a chance, I’d hire this guy to help me re-enact Zach Galafianakis’s Kanye West video. I’ll play the role of fat Jesus. The fact they perceive a market for an Oldham-alike is pretty badass too.
I See a Darkness...
via Celebalikes
Today’s celebrity lookalike victim is none other than Pinhead from the movie Hellraiser, or as we like to call him “Lead Cenobite” (Look it up). I have to say I understand Jason Schwartzman and Walter Mondale, but John Lennon? Really? He doesn’t deserve this kind of treatment.
Richard, Do I Have a Mark on My Face? It Really Hurts...
Assimilate THAT, Chad Michael Murray!
But, now they are all Borg.
I had so much fun with the Arseface Celebrity Lookalikes yesterday, I decided to run it today on a young, mask-free Jason Voorhees. I find it intriguing just how Hollywood handsome some of his lookalikes are…maybe he didn’t have to wear that mask after all. Winston Churchill is just a bonus, and as for Karolina Kurkova…I have to say I’m just not seeing it.
C'mon, Karolina...Just one kiss?
I just found out about the celebrity lookalike tool over at My Heritage (via FNH). Of course, like any normal person would do, I plugged in everyone’s favorite Arseface, from the Preacher comics. I have no clue who Brian Littrell is, but I’m this close to feeling really, really bad for him.
Your face, my ass
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