Transmorphers 2: Fall of Man

How can you go wrong here? Concept stolen from a movie based on a cartoon based on a toy line, amazing dialogue (“Run as fast as you can”/”No”) and vague flashes of robot-like things occasionally tell me this is going to be a great flick. Oh, and Bruce Fucking Boxleitner from Scarecrow & Mrs. King. Talk about a casting coup!

via Geekologie

RoboGeisha: The Movie Trailer, Perfected

Hmmm, let’s see, this movie contains the following:

• Robot Geishas
• Creepy-ass Narrator
• Bikini Swordfighing
• A Geisha Army
• Transformations that put that “Transformers” movie to shame
• Fried Shrimp
• Acid Breast Milk
• Handicap Gun

It should be watched. But not at work. Certainly not at work.

via Chud