[Agreement with general sentiment of video, followed by pithy commentary about said video, and a joke that only I and a few friends will get.]
I’d like to say this is a sweet musical montage of all the great movies that came out in 2009, but I can’t – I didn’t watch the whole thing because I was too busy rubbing one out to the Twilight footage. Enjoy!
I don’t know much, but I do know this is the first goddamn Nic Cage movie I’ve wanted to see in about 20 years. First we had McLovin’ as a super hero, and now Hit Girl shoots people in the face and calls them cunts? I usually take Mark Millar’s books with a grain of salt – a big bloody grain of salt. I’m just hoping this doesn’t go the route of the Wanted movie and suck all the cool shit out of the original idea. And if there’s a goddamned Loom of Fate in this one I’m driving to Hollywood with nothing but adult diapers and shotguns in the trunk. (via Film School Rejects)
Over the last 20 minutes or so, this video has subtly inserted itself into my brain like a Ceti eel, thankfully replacing the McFerrin eel. Imagine having the time and skill to sync up movie lines with a beat, and make them rhyme, like this? Houston, we have excellence. [via Lemon Drop]
I’m apparently all Star Wars all the time lately, but can you blame me? People keep putting out hilarious or otherwise creative shit that dwarfs all of the first three episodes and the shitty re-releases. This video’s more creative than “Greedo shoots first,” anyway. [via Today's Big Thing]
Some dude is asking other dudes to help him recreate Star Wars in 15 second increments, then cutting them together. It’s actually better than it sounds, especially if you’re a fan of reckless driving to recreate space battles, and some dude in his karate outfit humming the Tatooine Theme. And who isn’t, really? [via Today's Big Thing]
Star Wars: Uncut Trailer from Casey Pugh on Vimeo.
Because you asked for it. You did ask for it right? Somewhere, deep down, you totally asked for it…
via Digg
Well, I guess that kind of goes without saying, but don’t worry – this isn’t some kind of screed about how they never play music anymore. That dead horse has already made it through the closed barn door…or whatever. I’m saying they’re idiots because if any of these four videos actually made it onto a desk at MTV and they rejected them…they deserve whatever they get. These videos are fried gold – the Batman one is Drunkist approved.
Fatal Farm [via Today's Big Thing]
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