I’ve never been a big fan of the Jonas Brothers, but that’s probably because I’ve never actually listened to them. If I’d know they do songs like this, I’d have given them a shot. You should also check out the new directions taken by Lady Gaga (metal) and Metallica (smooth jazz).
Y’know that movie Hot Tub Time Machine, where the main characters get into a hot tub that whisks them into the past for fun times and shenanigans and hilariousness? This dance party at Scandals, circa 1991, is what would happen if that time machine was in a toilet.
Karl Rove wants you to think of him as an American Hero. That’s why he’s putting out a book entitled “Courage and Consequence” – he wants you to think he’s more courageous and consequential than he actually is. Sadly, like most people whose opinion of themself is higher than it should be, Karl Rove is actually a douchenozzle – or as the creators of Project Courage and Consequence call him, a “turdblossom.”
The mission of the Project is simple – release an album of anti-Rove music, and release it before his book comes out. They’re basically trying to saturate search results and “ruin Karl Rove’s special day.” We can’t think of anything more noble than that. So donate some money, get the record (and digital download) and just generally feel good about yourself. [Kickstarter via Blogspot; thanks for the link, Church]
PS – In other news, I’m only familiar with one of the bands on the comp – The Heavenly States – but I really dig them. Probably because the lead singer introduced me to Tenacious D before they became a one-note joke, and used to let me sleep on his couch. Even if I didn’t hate Rove, I’d cough up the cash just to support them.
Looks like some marketing genius has finally come up with the real audience for boy bands – the pervs. This song is aimed at that lucrative sex offender market, and I think these guys are going to break big. Don’t judge until you watch it, judgy. [via CHUD]
Over the last 20 minutes or so, this video has subtly inserted itself into my brain like a Ceti eel, thankfully replacing the McFerrin eel. Imagine having the time and skill to sync up movie lines with a beat, and make them rhyme, like this? Houston, we have excellence. [via Lemon Drop]
One man, one 80s theme song, one of the super-geekiest moments I’ve ever seen – and I love it. I guess bustin’ (a move) makes him feel good. [via Topless Robot]
Three girls, one song. And that song is a violins-and-drums-only rendition of “Toxicity” by System of a Down. I’ve got to say I like this version a lot – the ladies can play, and Serj Tankian isn’t getting goatee hairs all in my speakers. [via LiveLeak]
Here it is, folks – someone has finally taken the time to compile every single album cover they could find that contains any hint of nudity. They were pretty thorough, too, considering they dug up over 1,600 of them. There are all kinds of classics here, from Jane’s Addiction’s Nothing’s Shocking to everything Samantha Fox ever did, from the prolific Rutchov & Vladimir to…Cunt Grinder?
Check out the full list here; as our man on the street Church says, it’s the reason the Interwebs were invented. He also submitted his favorite album cover of all time, below:
Remember the last time I said I’d found the greatest video on the Internets? I’ve never been more wrong, because this is it. Adam, Prince of Eternia, is a fantastic singer and I can’t think of a better vehicle for his gift than “What’s Up.” In the words of a commenter: “beautiful. it saved my life.” You said a mouthful, BonerTron34.
(Thanks, crotchbat)
“I’m a VIP cuz my table said so/I’m a use some roofies cuz the skank said no/I like my hair like I like my girl’s drink/spiked as FUCK.”
Garfunkel and Oates ain’t my usual bag in terms of musical stylings, and this one could’ve dropped a verse or two for length, but it’s clever and shit. The vid’s NSFW (for lyrics…they don’t take off their tops or nothin’…though that would’ve shown those douches.)
via Huffington Post (Thanks Shamus)
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