Y’know that movie Hot Tub Time Machine, where the main characters get into a hot tub that whisks them into the past for fun times and shenanigans and hilariousness? This dance party at Scandals, circa 1991, is what would happen if that time machine was in a toilet.
Karl Rove wants you to think of him as an American Hero. That’s why he’s putting out a book entitled “Courage and Consequence” – he wants you to think he’s more courageous and consequential than he actually is. Sadly, like most people whose opinion of themself is higher than it should be, Karl Rove is [...]
Looks like some marketing genius has finally come up with the real audience for boy bands – the pervs. This song is aimed at that lucrative sex offender market, and I think these guys are going to break big. Don’t judge until you watch it, judgy. [via CHUD]
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Over the last 20 minutes or so, this video has subtly inserted itself into my brain like a Ceti eel, thankfully replacing the McFerrin eel. Imagine having the time and skill to sync up movie lines with a beat, and make them rhyme, like this? Houston, we have excellence. [via Lemon Drop]
One man, one 80s theme song, one of the super-geekiest moments I’ve ever seen – and I love it. I guess bustin’ (a move) makes him feel good. [via Topless Robot]
Three girls, one song. And that song is a violins-and-drums-only rendition of “Toxicity” by System of a Down. I’ve got to say I like this version a lot – the ladies can play, and Serj Tankian isn’t getting goatee hairs all in my speakers. [via LiveLeak]
Here it is, folks – someone has finally taken the time to compile every single album cover they could find that contains any hint of nudity. They were pretty thorough, too, considering they dug up over 1,600 of them. There are all kinds of classics here, from Jane’s Addiction’s Nothing’s Shocking to everything Samantha Fox [...]
Remember the last time I said I’d found the greatest video on the Internets? I’ve never been more wrong, because this is it. Adam, Prince of Eternia, is a fantastic singer and I can’t think of a better vehicle for his gift than “What’s Up.” In the words of a commenter: “beautiful. it saved my [...]
“I’m a VIP cuz my table said so/I’m a use some roofies cuz the skank said no/I like my hair like I like my girl’s drink/spiked as FUCK.”
Garfunkel and Oates ain’t my usual bag in terms of musical stylings, and this one could’ve dropped a verse or two for length, but it’s clever and shit. [...]
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I suppose this video is worth watching for the Tupac joke alone, but the song’s damn catchy too. I can’t stop humming the chorus and imagining that I’m running away from Blinky, Pinky, Inky, and Clyde. [via b3ta]