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Black Eyed Peas Lose the Superbowl

Drunkist — Mon, 07 Feb 2011 14:01:20 +0000

I’d say this about sums up my opinion of the Black Eyed Peas too.

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My New Favorite Music Video Ever

Drunkist — Sat, 22 Jan 2011 01:50:33 +0000

This music video is by Evan Voytas, and the song is called Tomorrow Night We’ll Go Anywhere. None of that matters to me though, because the real star is the lady who dances around in her underpants by the headlights of a car. I was thoroughly entertained, and I believe you will be too. I imagine it’s NSFW and you probably don’t want to watch it with your grandma unless your grandma is way cooler than my grandma, but you should watch it.

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Jonas Brothers Go Death Metal

Drunkist — Tue, 30 Mar 2010 13:50:40 +0000

I’ve never been a big fan of the Jonas Brothers, but that’s probably because I’ve never actually listened to them. If I’d know they do songs like this, I’d have given them a shot. You should also check out the new directions taken by Lady Gaga (metal) and Metallica (smooth jazz).

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Dance Party at Scandals

Drunkist — Mon, 01 Mar 2010 15:21:51 +0000

Y’know that movie Hot Tub Time Machine, where the main characters get into a hot tub that whisks them into the past for fun times and shenanigans and hilariousness? This dance party at Scandals, circa 1991, is what would happen if that time machine was in a toilet.

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Project Courage And Consequence

Drunkist — Mon, 01 Feb 2010 18:47:20 +0000

Karl Rove wants you to think of him as an American Hero. That’s why he’s putting out a book entitled “Courage and Consequence” – he wants you to think he’s more courageous and consequential than he actually is. Sadly, like most people whose opinion of themself is higher than it should be, Karl Rove is actually a douchenozzle – or as the creators of Project Courage and Consequence call him, a “turdblossom.”

The mission of the Project is simple – release an album of anti-Rove music, and release it before his book comes out. They’re basically trying to saturate search results and “ruin Karl Rove’s special day.” We can’t think of anything more noble than that. So donate some money, get the record (and digital download) and just generally feel good about yourself. [Kickstarter via Blogspot; thanks for the link, Church]

PS – In other news, I’m only familiar with one of the bands on the comp – The Heavenly States – but I really dig them. Probably because the lead singer introduced me to Tenacious D before they became a one-note joke, and used to let me sleep on his couch. Even if I didn’t hate Rove, I’d cough up the cash just to support them.

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Unregistered Sex Offender: The Music Video

Drunkist — Thu, 12 Nov 2009 14:33:53 +0000

Looks like some marketing genius has finally come up with the real audience for boy bands – the pervs. This song is aimed at that lucrative sex offender market, and I think these guys are going to break big. Don’t judge until you watch it, judgy. [via CHUD]

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The Golden Age of Video

Drunkist — Tue, 03 Nov 2009 20:02:02 +0000

Over the last 20 minutes or so, this video has subtly inserted itself into my brain like a Ceti eel, thankfully replacing the McFerrin eel. Imagine having the time and skill to sync up movie lines with a beat, and make them rhyme, like this? Houston, we have excellence. [via Lemon Drop]

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A Capella Ghostbusters Multitrack

Drunkist — Thu, 22 Oct 2009 13:13:37 +0000

One man, one 80s theme song, one of the super-geekiest moments I’ve ever seen – and I love it. I guess bustin’ (a move) makes him feel good. [via Topless Robot]

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Toxicity vs Violins

Drunkist — Mon, 12 Oct 2009 13:56:44 +0000

Three girls, one song. And that song is a violins-and-drums-only rendition of “Toxicity” by System of a Down. I’ve got to say I like this version a lot – the ladies can play, and Serj Tankian isn’t getting goatee hairs all in my speakers. [via LiveLeak]

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Naked Album Covers: Probly NSFW

Drunkist — Wed, 07 Oct 2009 13:01:18 +0000

Here it is, folks – someone has finally taken the time to compile every single album cover they could find that contains any hint of nudity. They were pretty thorough, too, considering they dug up over 1,600 of them. There are all kinds of classics here, from Jane’s Addiction’s Nothing’s Shocking to everything Samantha Fox ever did, from the prolific Rutchov & Vladimir to…Cunt Grinder?

Check out the full list here; as our man on the street Church says, it’s the reason the Interwebs were invented. He also submitted his favorite album cover of all time, below:

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