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Drunk Dude Does Mat Shot

Posted: July 13th, 2009 | Author: Drunkist | Filed under: Videos | Tags: , , | 1 Comment »

I’ve seen a lot of stuff when it comes to drinking, but this one made my stomach do those weird little flips, like when you’re trying to hit your flask at 60 mph on a roller coaster. I think I’ve encountered the only thing behind a bar I wouldn’t drink.

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A Good Bloody Cartoon

Posted: July 10th, 2009 | Author: Drunkist | Filed under: Videos | Tags: , , | No Comments »

AKA “Splatter.” I’m pretty sure this is the awesomest thing I’ve seen today, and that’s saying something. Check out the Geekologie link below for extraordinary stills as well. I’ve always wanted to see Daffy Duck get his damned comeuppance.

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via Geekologie


There, I Fixed It

Posted: July 6th, 2009 | Author: Drunkist | Filed under: Pictures | Tags: , | No Comments »

Are you happy now?

Fire Alarm

Fire Alarm

via There, I Fixed It


Pounding Your Meatini

Posted: June 26th, 2009 | Author: Drunkist | Filed under: Detritus | Tags: , | No Comments »
Extra Dirty, Extra Heart Attacks

Extra Dirty, Extra Heart Attacks

Yes, we said “pounding.” It’s a full English breakfast in cocktail shape. Description, more pics and other shenanigans @RatherGood.


Oh right

Posted: June 24th, 2009 | Author: Drunkist Jr. | Filed under: Videos | Tags: , , | 2 Comments »

That reminded me, here’s this. Thanks to Drunkist Sr. There’s a slow build on this one, but it pays of nicely.

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Ultimate Drunk People Compilation

Posted: June 24th, 2009 | Author: Drunkist | Filed under: Videos | Tags: , , | No Comments » YouTube Preview Image

This one was good enough it needed its own post.


OMFG!

Posted: June 24th, 2009 | Author: Drunkist | Filed under: Pictures | Tags: , | No Comments »
Jesus No!

Suitcase 1, Passenger 0

Thanks Jen!


Weed Vodka Challenge

Posted: June 24th, 2009 | Author: Drunkist | Filed under: Pictures | Tags: , , , , , , | 2 Comments »

more about “Cephalic Bong Rip“, posted with vodpod

(full story including weed reviews by city at Metal Injection)

To perform this challenge, you will need:

  • One bong plus weed (and who doesn’t have that lying around?)
  • One bottle (or at least one shot) Weed Vodka [new window] or if you’re trying to be classy you can call it “Cannabis Vodka”
  • One whipit cracker or some other way to ingest CO2
  • A willingness to lose more brain cells than you already have One fucking METAL attitude and a desire to do some true cephalic carnage
  • One bearded guitar player and some eyebrow rings (optional)

All we know is we’re definitely going to start listening to more Cephalic Carnage (the band featured in the clip) from now on…mostly because we’re not sure how much longer they’ll be able to play their instruments.

(Thanks for the link, Carlos)