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Carry Your Stress in Your Asshole

Drunkist — Thu, 13 Jan 2011 22:07:23 +0000

“Until I was 30 years old, I hated my asshole…” Wise words start out this video about anal self-massage, and it only gets wiser. Just make sure you don’t make the same mistake I did – when he talks about “asshole breathing” he means breathing out of your own, not into someone else’s.

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Drunk Dude Does Mat Shot

Drunkist — Tue, 14 Jul 2009 02:35:59 +0000

I’ve seen a lot of stuff when it comes to drinking, but this one made my stomach do those weird little flips, like when you’re trying to hit your flask at 60 mph on a roller coaster. I think I’ve encountered the only thing behind a bar I wouldn’t drink.

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A Good Bloody Cartoon

Drunkist — Fri, 10 Jul 2009 17:46:33 +0000

AKA “Splatter.” I’m pretty sure this is the awesomest thing I’ve seen today, and that’s saying something. Check out the Geekologie link below for extraordinary stills as well. I’ve always wanted to see Daffy Duck get his damned comeuppance.

via Geekologie

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There, I Fixed It

Drunkist — Mon, 06 Jul 2009 16:45:37 +0000

Are you happy now?

Fire Alarm

via There, I Fixed It

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Pounding Your Meatini

Drunkist — Fri, 26 Jun 2009 15:28:30 +0000

Extra Dirty, Extra Heart Attacks

Yes, we said “pounding.” It’s a full English breakfast in cocktail shape. Description, more pics and other shenanigans @RatherGood.

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Oh right

Drunkist Jr. — Wed, 24 Jun 2009 21:38:42 +0000

That reminded me, here’s this. Thanks to Drunkist Sr. There’s a slow build on this one, but it pays of nicely.

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Ultimate Drunk People Compilation

Drunkist — Wed, 24 Jun 2009 21:04:48 +0000

This one was good enough it needed its own post.

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OMFG!

Drunkist — Wed, 24 Jun 2009 19:56:36 +0000

Suitcase 1, Passenger 0

Thanks Jen!

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Weed Vodka Challenge

Drunkist — Wed, 24 Jun 2009 19:09:27 +0000

more about “Cephalic Bong Rip“, posted with vodpod

(full story including weed reviews by city at Metal Injection)

To perform this challenge, you will need:

One bong plus weed (and who doesn’t have that lying around?)
One bottle (or at least one shot) Weed Vodka [new window] or if you’re trying to be classy you can call it “Cannabis Vodka”
One whipit cracker or some other way to ingest CO2
A willingness to lose more brain cells than you already have One fucking METAL attitude and a desire to do some true cephalic carnage
One bearded guitar player and some eyebrow rings (optional)

All we know is we’re definitely going to start listening to more Cephalic Carnage (the band featured in the clip) from now on…mostly because we’re not sure how much longer they’ll be able to play their instruments.

(Thanks for the link, Carlos)

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